Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity

She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free

She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French

She’s got the perfect friends

Oh isn’t she cool?

She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve

She’s more than you deserve

She’s just far better than me, hey hey

Chorus

So don’t bother I won’t die of deception

Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry

And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don’t bother, be unkind.

Verse 2

I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?

She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea

I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all

Chorus

So don’t bother I won’t die of deception

Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry

And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don’t bother, be unkind.

that's it! Have fun!

Mary from Germany.