Simon And Garfunkel - Punkys Dilemma Tab

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    Wish  I  was a   Kellogg's cornflake   floating in my bowl..movies

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                         Relaxin'    a-while                     livin' in

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    style             Talkin' to a rasin who .... plays L.A.

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                      Casually  ...    toupee

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                    (return to beginning and repeat)

South California break:
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     Aaaaaaah ...      South     Cali - fornia

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Lyrics:

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake,
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile,
Livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin,
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant,
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"To Maryjane --
Best Wishes, Martin."
Old Roger, draft-dodger,
Leavin' by the basement door.
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.