Standard (EADGBE)

I've got a bratty brother, he bugs me every day

This morning my old mother gave my last cupcake away

My dad he acts like, like he belongs in the zoo

I'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid in grade number two

I wish I had a pony, I wish I were eighteen

I wish I had a dime for every kid who treats me mean

They tease me 'cause I'm different, little different from the rest, oh yes

Well, I'm down so low, if I cheered up, I'd still be depressed

The saxophone's my best friend, I play all over town

But when I practice in my room, I hear “Lisa! Keep it down!”

Although I'm only eight years old, I've really paid my dues, it's true

That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues

I wonder how I got here, I wonder what I'll be

The saddest little twig on this crazy family tree

I feel like I'm a loser, with nothing left to lose

That's why I've got a case of, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues

Oh there's just no postponing, a case of the Moanin' Lisa Blues