Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Well I'm The...

Chorus 1

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 1

I came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back

Teleporting fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am

Teleporting Fat Guy!

Chorus 2

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 2

Punched Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace,

Because I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from

outer space!

Teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting!

Chorus 3

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Outro

Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.