Sparks - Moustache Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
C  F  C  F

A lady Cgets a Flotta Cthings
She gets a G20 carat Cring
She gets the Falimony Ctoo
She gets to Glook good in the Cnude
But there's one Dplace where they've been Gwhipped
Between the Dnose and upper Glip
Chorus
C           F
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X)
COne hundred Ghairs make a Cman

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

Chorus
They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

Chorus