Standard (EADGBE)

Tropical air helps us harvest all year

And serves to promote the vitamin C content

In turn yielding greater demand

Pineapple: Got to send a case to the city jail

The warden likes it because it won't conceal

Any sort of handmade weapons

That are baked right into their buns

And the taste is delectable

But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout

Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple: shares are gonna divide

Pineapple: if in us you confide

Got a contract for all of the schools

They will use it for all of their meals

Sure, the kids will throw it real far

'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar

But you know it don't stain so bad

But won't the fling it at a friend and then shout

Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me

Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin C

Pineapple: fulfills every need

Pineapple: to all the ships at sea

Pineapple: for the English at tea

Pineapple: to the Siamese twins

Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned

Ship some to the Alpine skiing team

The coach won't have to worry 'bout the calories

Sure it ain't strudel (they're nice)

But it helps your balance on ice

Puts you back on the winning trail

But don't the players moan and groan and then shout:

Pineapple: we get it every old night

Pineapple: but we're winning all right

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple: shares are gonna divide

Pineapple: if in us you confide

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple: upward trends are forseen

Pineapple: so invest in Big P

Pineapple fulfills every need

Pineapple: and the tins can be used

Pineapple: for anything that you choose

Pineapple, pineapple

We'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air

Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife

So visit our factory soon