Standard (EADGBE)

I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen

She's ninety and you're a teen

I'm trying to cheer you up

Don't be so mean, don't be so mean

Crach, bam, now you're looking good

Tip Top, now you're feeling good

Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen

Don't you feel good, don't you feel good

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Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens

Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens

Wake up to music and say you're too sick to go to work

Soon, you will lose all your zits

Tight sweaters no longer fit

Jetsetters will make their pitch

I told you so, I told you so

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Don't eat that ice cream it is vanilla, give it to me

Don't eat that pastry what's in the middle, give it to me

Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise, give it to me

Keep that mystique up and wear a "D" cup no matter what

Don't eat no curry before a very important date

Do I look so knowing and old and wise

Maybe it's those Dacron ties

How come you keep asking me

For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens

Crach, bam, now you're looking good

Tip Top, now you're feeling good

Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen

Don't you feel good, don't you feel good

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