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Intro

Verse 1

I met her just last Wednesday

By Friday she was mine

Saturday she spent the night

And everything was fine

By Sunday she was on my nerves

I wanna be alone

Tuesday's here it's been a week

Why won't she go home

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In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Verse 2

The start of week two

She cooks me dinner at her pad

But I can't believe its just so

I can meet her mom and dad

So I sat her down and told her

I just wanna be friends

Today when I got home

The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again)

Chorus

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In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Dear God I'm so ashamed

I'll do anything to get laid

Dear God I'm so ashamed

I'm so ashamed

Chorus

]

In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again)

I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again)

Dear God I'm so ashamed

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again