Steely Dan - Haitian Divorce Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
 Em7   Em6   Em7   Em6   Em7   Em6   E   A♭m7 A

BBabs and clean F♯mwilly were in  lEove  they   saiC♯m7d

SAmaj7o      in  A♭m7love the  prB6eachers face turned C♯m7red

SB6oon    every-F♯mbody  knew the  tEhing  was  deC♯m7ad

 HeAmaj7 shouts  she Amaj7bites B♭   they   wraEngle  through the  niAghtA♭m7

SF♯m7emi    mo-Bjo       wF♯m7ho's  this kinky  so B and so,  papa go...

HAe shouts    she B♭m11bites   ....

Chorus
OEmh - oh - D6oh     C6No   hesi -  tG7ation  no Cmaj7tears & no hearts bBm7reakin' no rEm7emorse

OEmh - oh - D6oh...  AmCon - grat-u- G13lations   Cmaj7this is your    Bm7Hai-Cmaj7itian     Bm7

 DivorEm7ce    Em6          Em7                Em6                      E                            A♭m7                                  A

Now it goes back to the second verse- same as the first (but different words!)
After the second chorus, it goes to a middle eight type thing with the words:
"At the grotto, in the easy chair, sits the Charlie...." etc
Going in to this, the last line of the chorus is slightly different in that you
don't play the E, G#m7 and A chords but go straight from Em6 to :

Middle 8
AEm6t the  grCmaj7otto in the Em7easy chair sits the D7Charlie with the lotion and the

kGinky hair  when she    laG7ughed  she said it   Cmaj7all

 F7 The band was G7hot so  they    dF7anced a famous   meG7rango (?) now we

dA7olly back  now  we    C7fade to black

Instrumental
Guitar solo):

G     F7   C   B♭7 A7

Cmaj7     Bm7    Em7   Em6   Em7   Em6   Em7   Em6   E   A♭m7 A

Next it goes to another verse (verse 3)
Same chords as before
Then another chorus

At the end of the third chorus, play as for the second chorus i.e miss out
the E A♭m7 and A chords
Instead of these go straight into another instrumental bit, same as above
for the first threee lines (i.e the three repetition of the first line)
but then play:

Fmaj7       Em7   Em6

and repeat this line as much as you want (the song fades here)

For some chords I've put alternative shapes for the same chord. Take your pick

EADGBE     EADGBE      EADGBE      EADGBE     EADGBE      EADGBE
x7x787     x79787      x7x687      022100     464444      577655
 Em7        Em7         Em6          E          A♭m7        A
               Em7                              Em7     Em6

EADGBE        EADGBE         EADGBE        EADGBE          EADGBE
799877        244222         242222        x46454          x02120
  B             F♯m            F♯m7          C♯m7            Amaj7

EADGBE       EADGBE       EADGBE      EADGBE       EADGBE        EADGBE
x24444       x1212x       355433      353433       353453        3x3455
 B6          Amaj7 B♭       G           G7           G13           G13

EADGBE      EADGBE       EADGBE       EADGBE      EADGBE     EADGBE
x57777      x35555       x0764x       6x664x      x79987     x24232
  D6          C6         A flat5      Bbm11       Em          Bm7

EADGBE        EADGBE       EADGBE         EADGBE       EADGBE
x35453        131211       575655         x35353       x57575
 Cmaj7         F7           A7             C7            D7