Stephen Fretwell - Funny Hat Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


CThat creepy guy Em7gave me your hatAm
DmRight befoCre you arrived in my rGoom
CYou Know You shouldn’t ever lookEm7 at anyone like that  Am
DmYou know you’re not that greatC when you drink in the aftGernoon

Now I wouldn’t want to chance anything

It’s far too early in the morning

I should probably eat and you should probably sleep

I think that banging on the wall is a warning

GI heard your brand new sFong on the radioG
And it made me remember CwhyEm7 I love you so      Am
AmAnd the bit about the suFmmer well I know what you mean  Dm

It’s funny because I saw your sister on TV
She’s nearly as famous as you now I see
Singing at that all inclusive in Spain
Washing her long hair in the warm rain

And all the nun’s are out parading the square
The bells are ringing, there’s a crack in the grain of the chair
And the mess on the floor reminds me of last night

I told the doorman you were my wife
As he picked me up and he threw me outside
Well that Kafkan guy had it coming from the start
It’s all coming back so heavy every part
GDoes this make any sensFe?
Are you getting the gisGt?
GThere’s no other way to Amreach since beinGg apart you insiFst
FI’m sure you wont hear mine the way thatG I heard yours  C