Stephen Lynch - A History Lesson Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Am   C   2x

AmBen Franklin went Cout one night,
AmTied a key to the Cend of a kite,
AmElectricity sCtruck so bright,
DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas

Friends:
You called the kids motherfuckers?
Stephen:
Some of them were motherfuckers, yes.
Friends:
Science
Stephen:
Ummm... okay!

AmIssac Newton sat Cunder a tree,
AmAn apple hit him in the Chead so he,
AmSaid holy shit that's Cgravity,
DmWrite it down muthafucAmkas

Stephen:
I have a million of these.
Friends:
Then why don't you do the pilgrims?
Stephen:
Okay... hey now and...

AmPilgrims raced agaCinst the clock,
AmLooking for aC place to dock,
AmThey said fuck it here's CPlymouth Rock,
DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas.

Friends:
I don't like the fact that you are implying that the
pilgrims were lazy.
Stephen:
I'm not implying anything.
Friend:
Wright Brothers.
Oooh that's a good one.
Stephen:
Uh...

AmA dude named COrville Wright,
AmTold his bro lets Cinvent flight,
AmSo Wilbur said "igCht",
DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas

Stephen:
Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight"
Friend:
Wilbur said "ight"?
Stephen:
In my story he did.
Friend:
Wilbur was street in your story?
Stephen:
That's right.
Friend:
Word.
Stephen:
See, you can't stump me
Friend:
Slavery?
Stephen:
Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...

AmAbe Lincoln Clead the nation,
AmFreed slaves form Cthe plantation,
AmEmanci-mothafuckin' Cproclamation,
DmWrite it down anaAmnem-ops.

Friend:
Gandhi!
Stephen:
Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh...
Alright hold on, hold on, hold on.
Gandhi... Uh... alright.

AmGandhi is Cwhat you said,
AmAn Indian with Ca bald head,
AmAnd he was a bit Cunder fed,
DmWrite is down muthaAmfuckas!

Stephen:
See?! Yeah! Fired from that job!
Friend:
Your a genius.
I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right,
by all means correct me. :-)
Enjoy the song!