Stephen Lynch - A History Lesson Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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3
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X
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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X
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No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Am C 2x

AmBen Franklin went Cout one night, AmTied a key to the Cend of a kite, AmElectricity sCtruck so bright, DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas Friends: You called the kids motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them were motherfuckers, yes. Friends: Science Stephen: Ummm... okay! AmIssac Newton sat Cunder a tree, AmAn apple hit him in the Chead so he, AmSaid holy shit that's Cgravity, DmWrite it down muthafucAmkas Stephen: I have a million of these. Friends: Then why don't you do the pilgrims? Stephen: Okay... hey now and... AmPilgrims raced agaCinst the clock, AmLooking for aC place to dock, AmThey said fuck it here's CPlymouth Rock, DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas. Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: I'm not implying anything. Friend: Wright Brothers. Oooh that's a good one. Stephen: Uh... AmA dude named COrville Wright, AmTold his bro lets Cinvent flight, AmSo Wilbur said "igCht", DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas Stephen: Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight" Friend: Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in your story? Stephen: That's right. Friend: Word. Stephen: See, you can't stump me Friend: Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well... AmAbe Lincoln Clead the nation, AmFreed slaves form Cthe plantation, AmEmanci-mothafuckin' Cproclamation, DmWrite it down anaAmnem-ops. Friend: Gandhi! Stephen: Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh... Alright hold on, hold on, hold on. Gandhi... Uh... alright. AmGandhi is Cwhat you said, AmAn Indian with Ca bald head, AmAnd he was a bit Cunder fed, DmWrite is down muthaAmfuckas! Stephen: See?! Yeah! Fired from that job! Friend: Your a genius. I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right, by all means correct me. :-) Enjoy the song!