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A L i t t l e B i t S p e c i a l ( 2 0 0 1 )
T h e O n l i n e G u i t a r C h o r d s
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
ARTIST: Stephen Lynch
ALBUM: A Little Bit Special (2000)
GERNE: Comedy
SONGS:
1. Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
2. Half A Man
3. Bitch
4. Intro (Gortengar Trail)
5. Special
6. A Month Dead
7. Priest
8. Hair
9. Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)
10. Gerbil
11. Walken I
12. R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
13. Mother's Day Song
14. Intro (Curly McDimple)
15. HermAphrodite
16. Tall Glass O' Water
17. Walken II
18. In Defense of a Peepshow Girl
19. Jim Henson's Dead
20. Intro (A Tribute to Multigrain Bun)
21. Gay
22. Walken III
23. [BONUS] Kitten
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H o w T o R e a d T h i s G u i d e
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When reading online chords, certain questions may often spring to mind, such
as: "How many strums do I do here?" or "What is the pattern there, when should I
switch chord?" Similarly, with online tabs they aren't often very accurate; or
don't show clearly how this is synchronized to the lyrics of the track. This can
be a pain for those learning, and I myself have suffered from it before.
To eliminate this problem, I've tried my very best to show both chords and tabs
For each song. Take, for example, this randomly put together riff:
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D C G A Em
| e] 22222 00000 33333~ 0~~~ 0 0~~~ |
| B] 33333 11111 00000~ 2~~~ 0 0~~~ |
| G] 22222 00000 00000~ 2~~~ 0 0~~~ |
| D] 00000 22222 00000~ 2~~~ 2~~~ |
| A] 00000 33333 22222~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| E] 33333~ 0~~~ |
D C
La la la la la, da da da da da
G A Em
La la la la la, daa.....
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In this way, the above indicates how many times the chord is strummed, and the
"lyrics" below indicate when the chord is changed. Similarly, you can see that
the E is written differently to the former, which indicates a slow, singular
strum (then letting it ring). Finally, the Em tabbed at the end shows a short
picked chord followed by another slow, singular strum (again letting it ring).
Thus, the reader should be able to sufficiently and successfully identify how to
fit the given information together. This now hopefully leaves no stone unturned,
and enables you all to understand how to read this guide. With this said, it may
be useful for you to understand the following techniques used in this guide:
TECHNIQUES:
(x) = muted strings
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
N/C = No Chord
(O) = Open [No Chord]
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1. L u l l a b y ( T h e D i v o r c e S o n g )
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CHORDS USED:
Am C C/B Cadd9 Dsus2 Em Fmaj7 G
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 |
| B] 1 1 1 3 3 0 1 0 |
| G] 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 |
| D] 2 2 2 0 0 2 3 0 |
| A] 0 3 3 3 2 3 2 |
| E] 3 0 0 3 |
INTRO:
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 | (x2) |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
VERSE 1:
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 | (x3) |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
Cadd9 Cadd9
Hush, little girl, sweet baby don't cry tonight
Cadd9 Cadd9
Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonight
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Am C
| e] | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] | 1 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| G] | 2 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 0 |
| D] | 2 | 2 |
| A] 2 0 | | 3 |
| E] | | |
G Dsus2
| e] 3 3 | 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | 0 |
| A] | 0 |
| E] 3 | |
Am C
| e] 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] 1 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 2 |
| A] 0 | 3 |
| E] | |
G Dsus2
| e] 3 3 | 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | 0 0 0~~~ |
| A] | 0 |
| E] 3 | |
Am C G Dsus2
Why can't it all be like it was before?
Am C G Dsus2
How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore?
CHORUS 1:
G Dsus2 Em C
| e] 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| B] 3 3 | 3 3 | 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| D] | 0 | | | (x4) |
| A] | | | 3 |
| E] 3 | | 0 | |
N/C G Dsus2 Em C
'Cause daddy like porno and ten dollar whores
G Dsus2 Em C
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus...
Em C
I think that's why your mommy left us
INTERLUDE:
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 |
| A] 3 3~~~ |
| E] 0 |
VERSE 2:
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 | (x3) |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
Cadd9
| e] 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 |
| A] 3 3 |
| E] 0 |
Cadd9 Cadd9
Hush, little girl, there is no reason to fret tonight
Cadd9 Cadd9
Don't mind the smoke; daddy just wants to forget tonight
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am C
| e] | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] | 1 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| G] | 2 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 0 |
| D] | 2 | 2 |
| A] 2 0 | | 3 |
| E] | | |
G Dsus2
| e] 3 3 | 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | 0 |
| A] | 0 |
| E] 3 | |
Am C
| e] 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] 1 1 1 1 | 1 1 1 1 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 2 |
| A] 0 | 3 |
| E] | |
G Dsus2
| e] 3 3 | 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | 0 0 0~~~ |
| A] | 0 |
| E] 3 | |
Am C G Dsus2
Soon it will all be like it was before
Am C G Dsus2
Any minute, she will walk through that front door...
CHORUS 2:
G Dsus2 Em C
| e] 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| B] 3 3 | 3 3 | 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| D] | 0 | | | (x4) |
| A] | | | 3 |
| E] 3 | | 0 | |
N/C G Dsus2 Em C
But daddy plays Poker and drinks lots of beer
G Dsus2 Em C
Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss...
Em C
I think that's why your mommy left us
PRE-BRIDGE:
Dsus2
| e] 0 0 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | (x2) |
| A] 0 |
| E] |
BRIDGE:
C/G Dsus2
| e] 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] 1 1 3 3 | 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | 0 | (x2) |
| A] 3 | 0 |
| E] 3 | |
C/G Fmaj7 Dsus2
| e] 0 0 | 1 1 | 0 0 |
| B] 1 1 3 3 | 1 1 1 1 | 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 0 0 0 | 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | 3 | 0 0~~~ |
| A] 3 | 3 | 0 |
| E] 3 | | |
C/G Dsus2 C/G Dsus2
Please don't cry, I swear I'll try
C/G Fmaj7 Dsus2
To be here by your side
CHORUS 3:
G Dsus2 Em C
| e] 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| B] 0 0 | 3 3 | 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| D] | 0 | | | (x4) |
| A] | | | 3 |
| E] 3 | | 0 | |
G Dsus2 Em C
Right after daddy gets home from the bar
G Dsus2 Em C
Visits his bookie and steals a new car
G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
He'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right
Em C
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight...
OUTRO:
G Dsus2 Em C
| e] 3 3333 0 0000 0 0000 0 0000 |
| B] 0 0000 3 3333 0 0000 1 1111 |
| G] 0 0000 2 2222 0 0000 0 0000 |
| D] 0 0000 0 0000 2 2222 2 2222 | (x2) |
| A] 2 2222 2 2222 3 3333 |
| E] 3 3333 0 0000 |
G Dsus2 Em C G
| e] 3 3333 0 0000 0 0000 0 0000 3~~~ |
| B] 0 0000 3 3333 0 0000 1 1111 0~~~ |
| G] 0 0000 2 2222 0 0000 0 0000 0~~~ |
| D] 0 0000 0 0000 2 2222 2 2222 0~~~ |
| A] 2 2222 2 2222 3 3333 2~~~ |
| E] 3 3333 0 0000 3~~~ |
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2. H a l f A M a n
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CHORDS USED:
C D Dsus2 E E7 G G/F#
| e] 0 2 0 0 0 3 3 |
| B] 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 0 2 2 1 1 0 0 |
| D] 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 |
| A] 3 2 2 2 0 |
| E] 0 0 3 2 |
INTRO:
E G G/F#
| e] 0 0000 333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 0000 000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 1111 000000 00 000 |
| D] 222 2222 000000 00 000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 2222 222222 00 000 |
| E] 000 0000 333333 22 222 |
E G D C
| e] 0 0000 3333333 2 22p0h22222 0~~~ |
| B] 0 0000 0000000 3 33 3 33333 1~~~ |
| G] 1 1111 0000000 2 22 2 22222 0~~~ |
| D] 222 2222 0000000 0 00 0 00000 2~~~ |
| A] 222 2222 2222222 3~~~ |
| E] 000 0000 3333333 0~~~ |
VERSE 1:
E G G/F#
| e] 0 0000 333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 0000 000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 1111 000000 00 000 |
| D] 222 2222 000000 00 000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 2222 222222 00 000 |
| E] 000 0000 333333 22 222 |
E G D C
| e] 0 0000 3333333 2~~~ 2h3 0~~~ |
| B] 0 0000 0000000 3~~~ 3 1~~~ |
| G] 1 1111 0000000 2~~~ 2 0~~~ |
| D] 222 2222 0000000 0~~~ 0 2~~~ |
| A] 222 2222 2222222 0 3~~~ |
| E] 000 0000 3333333 |
E G G/F# E
All my days, I've lived with my disgrace
G G/F# E
I’m afraid to show my face
G D C
Or at least take off my underwear...
VERSE 2:
E G G/F#
| e] 0 0000 333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 0000 000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 1111 000000 00 000 |
| D] 222 2222 000000 00 000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 2222 222222 00 000 |
| E] 000 0000 333333 22 222 |
E G D C
| e] 0 0000 3333333 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 0 0 0 00000000 |
| B] 0 0000 0000000 3 3 3 3 3 3 33 1 1 1 1 11111111 |
| G] 1 1111 0000000 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 0 0 0 00000000 |
| D] 222 2222 0000000 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2 2 2 2 22222222 |
| A] 222 2222 2222222 3 3 3 3 33333333 |
| E] 000 0000 3333333 |
N/C E G G/F# E
You see, I was born like a halfway neutered pet
G G/F# E
I don’t have a matching set
G D C
It’s a part of me that just ain't there, please don’t stare
CHORUS 1:
E G D
| e] 0 00000 333 22222 |
| B] 0 00000 000 33333 |
| G] 1 11111 000 22222 |
| D] 2 22222 000 00000 | (x2) |
| A] 2 22222 222 |
| E] 0 00000 333 |
E G D C E D C E
| e] 00000000 33333333 2~ 0~ 0~ 0 | 2~ 0~ 0~ |
| B] 00000000 00000000 3~ 1~ 0~ 0 | 3~ 1~ 0~ |
| G] 11111111 00000000 2~ 0~ 1~ 1 | 2~ 0~ 1~ |
| D] 22222222 00000000 0~ 2~ 2~ | 0~ 2~ 2~ |
| A] 22222222 22222222 3~ 2~ | 3~ 2~ |
| E] 00000000 33333333 0~ | 0~ |
E G D
Well, I’m a gambling man without two dice
E G D
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
E G
Oh, to have two testis would be so nice
D C E
But I’m half a man
D C E
Yeah, I’m half a man
VERSE 3:
E G G/F#
| e] 0 0000 333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 0000 000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 1111 000000 00 000 |
| D] 222 2222 000000 00 000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 2222 222222 00 000 |
| E] 000 0000 333333 22 222 |
E G D C
| e] 0 0000 3333333 2~~~ 0~~~ |
| B] 0 0000 0000000 3~~~ 1~~~ |
| G] 1 1111 0000000 2~~~ 0~~~ |
| D] 222 2222 0000000 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| A] 222 2222 2222222 3~~~ |
| E] 000 0000 3333333 |
E G G/F# E
Wanna die - end it all, just call it quits
G G/F# E
I can’t find a cup that fits
G D C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb when I hear, “Ball one!"
VERSE 4:
E G G/F#
| e] 0 0000 333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 0000 000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 1111 000000 00 000 |
| D] 222 2222 000000 00 000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 2222 222222 00 000 |
| E] 000 0000 333333 22 222 |
E G D C
| e] 0 0000 3333333 2~~~ 0~~~ |
| B] 0 0000 0000000 3~~~ 1~~~ |
| G] 1 1111 0000000 2~~~ 0~~~ |
| D] 222 2222 0000000 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| A] 222 2222 2222222 3~~~ |
| E] 000 0000 3333333 |
E G G/F# E
Oh, my God, how could you have been so cruel
G G/F# E
To give me one family jewel?
G D
And the one that’s there must feel so sad
C
(He’s a lonely nad)
CHORUS 2:
E G D
| e] 0 00000 333 22222 |
| B] 0 00000 000 33333 |
| G] 1 11111 000 22222 |
| D] 2 22222 000 00000 | (x2) |
| A] 2 22222 222 |
| E] 0 00000 333 |
E G D C E D C E
| e] 0 00000 33333333 2~ 0~ 0~ | 2~ 0~ 0~ |
| B] 0 00000 00000000 3~ 1~ 0~ | 3~ 1~ 0~ |
| G] 1 11111 00000000 2~ 0~ 1~ | 2~ 0~ 1~ |
| D] 2 22222 00000000 0~ 2~ 2~ | 0~ 2~ 2~ |
| A] 2 22222 22222222 3~ 2~ | 3~ 2~ |
| E] 0 00000 33333333 0~ | 0~ |
E G D
Well, I’m a marathon runner with just one leg
E G D
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg
E G
Oh, I want another testis, do I have to beg?
D C E
Or be I’m half a man
D C E
Yeah, I’m half a man
BRIDGE:
E E7 G G/F#
| e] 0 00000 0 00 3333333 33 333 |
| B] 0 00000 0 00 0000000 00 000 |
| G] 1 11111 1 11 0000000 00 000 |
| D] 2 22222p0h22 0000000 00 000 |
| A] 2 22222 2 22 2222222 00 000 |
| E] 0 00000 0 00 3333333 22 222 |
E G
| e] 0000 0 0 0 0 3 3 3 3333 |
| B] 0000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0000 |
| G] 1111 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0000 |
| D] 2222p0h2p0h2 0 0 0 0000 |
| A] 2222 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2222 |
| E] 0000 0 0 0 0 3 3 3 3333 |
E G D C
| e] 0000 0 0 0 0 3 3 3 3 3 3 33 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0000 0 0 |
| B] 0000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 33 1111 1 1 |
| G] 1111 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0000 0 0 |
| D] 2222p0h2p0h2 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2222 2 2 |
| A] 2222 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 3333 3 3 |
| E] 0000 0 0 0 0 3 3 3 3 3 3 33 |
CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
E G D E G D
| e] 0 000000 333 22222 | 0 0 0 00 333 22222 |
| B] 0 000000 000 33333 | 0 0 0 00 000 33333 |
| G] 1 111111 000 22222 | 1 1 1 11 000 22222 |
| D] 2 222222 000 00000 | 2 2 2 22 000 00000 |
| A] 2 222222 222 | 2 2 2 22 222 |
| E] 0 000000 333 | 0 0 0 00 333 |
E E7 G D C E D C E
| e] 0 00000 0 00 33333333 2~ 0~ 0~ | 2~ 0~ 0~ |
| B] 0 00000 0 00 00000000 3~ 1~ 0~ | 3~ 1~ 0~ |
| G] 1 11111 1 11 00000000 2~ 0~ 1~ | 2~ 0~ 1~ |
| D] 2 22222p0h22 00000000 0~ 2~ 2~ | 0~ 2~ 2~ |
| A] 2 22222 2 22 22222222 3~ 2~ | 3~ 2~ |
| E] 0 00000 0 00 33333333 0~ | 0~ |
E G D
Well, I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
E G D
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
E E7 G
And I’m the 'Yo Ho Ho' with no 'bottle of rum'
D C E
I’m just half a man
D C E
Yeah, I’m half a man...
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3. B i t c h
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CHORDS USED:
Am Bm C Cadd9 D Em G
| e] 0 2 0 3 2 0 3 |
| B] 1 3 1 3 3 0 3 |
| G] 2 4 0 0 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 4 2 2 0 2 0 |
| A] 0 2 3 3 2 2 |
| E] 0 3 |
INTRO:
G D Cadd9 D
| e] 3 333 2222 3 333 2222 |
| B] 3 333 3333 3 333 3333 |
| G] 0 000 2222 0 000 2222 |
| D] 0 000 0000 2 222 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 2 222 3 333 |
| E] 3 333 |
VERSE:
G D Cadd9 D
| e] 3 333 2222 3 333 2222 |
| B] 3 333 3333 3 333 3333 |
| G] 0 000 2222 0 000 2222 |
| D] 0 000 0000 2 222 0000 | (x4) |
| A] 2 222 3 333 |
| E] 3 333 |
G D C D G D C D
Had to see you one last time; there's something on my mind
G D C D G D C
How do I say what needs to be said? The words are hard to find
D
How about...
CHORUS:
Em C Bm Em C G D
| e] 0 000 0 000 2 2222 222 | 0 000 0 000 3 333 2 222 |
| B] 0 000 1 111 3 3333 333 | 0 000 1 111 0 000 3 333 |
| G] 0 000 0 000 4 4444 444 | 0 000 0 000 0 000 2 222 |
| D] 2 222 2 222 4 4444 444 | 2 222 2 222 0 000 0 000 |
| A] 2 222 3 333 2 2222 222 | 2 222 3 333 2 222 |
| E] 0 000 | 0 000 3 333 |
Em C Bm Am D
| e] 0 000 0 000 2 2 22222 | 0 000 2 222 |
| B] 0 000 1 111 3 3 33333 | 1 111 3 333 |
| G] 0 000 0 000 4 4 44444 | 2 222 2 222 |
| D] 2 222 2 222 4 4 44444 | 2 222 0 000 |
| A] 2 222 3 333 2 2 22222 | 0 000 |
| E] 0 000 | |
Em C Bm
"Bitch, gimme my money"
Em C G D
"I want my money and I want it fast"
Em C Bm
"Hey, bitch, gimme my money"
Am D G
"Else I'm 'bout to take it out your ass..."
OUTRO:
G D Cadd9 D G
| e] 3 333 2222 3 333 22222222 3~~~ |
| B] 3 333 3333 3 333 33333333 3~~~ |
| G] 0 000 2222 0 000 22222222 0~~~ |
| D] 0 000 0000 2 222 00000000 0~~~ |
| A] 2 222 3 333 2~~~ |
| E] 3 333 3~~~ |
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4. I N T R O ( G o r t e n g a r T r a i l )
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N/A
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5. S p e c i a l
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CHORDS USED:
A Bm C# D D6add9 E Esus4 E7sus4
| e] 0 2 4 2 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 2 3 5 3 3 0 0 3 |
| G] 2 4 5 2 4 1 2 2 |
| D] 2 4 5 0 4 2 0 0 |
| A] 0 2 4 0 2 0 2 |
| E] 0 0 |
INTRO:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x4) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
VERSE 1:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x6) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
Bm E
| e | 2 222222 2 0 000000 0 |
| B | 3 333333 3 0 000000 0 |
| G | 4 444444 4 1 111111 1 |
| D | 4 444444 4 2 222222 2 |
| A | 2 222222 2 2 222222 2 |
| E | 0 000000 0 |
A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4
When I was a boy of ten, I had a very best friend
A Esus4 A Esus4 Bm E
Ed was kind, with good intent, but just a little different
CHORUS 1:
A Dsus2 E7sus4 E
| e | 0 000 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| B | 2 222 33333 3 333 0 000 |
| G | 2 222 22222 2 222 1 111 |
| D | 2 222 00000 0 000 2 222 | (x4) |
| A | 0 000 2 222 2 222 |
| E | 0 000 |
A Dsus2
Oh, special Ed
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Mamma dropped him on his head
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Now he's not so bright, instead
E7sus4 E
He's a little bit special
INTERLUDE:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x4) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
(Just a little bit special)
Just a little bit special
VERSE 2:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x6) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
Bm E
| e | 2 222222 2 0 000000 0 |
| B | 3 333333 3 0 000000 0 |
| G | 4 444444 4 1 111111 1 |
| D | 4 444444 4 2 222222 2 |
| A | 2 222222 2 2 222222 2 |
| E | 0 000000 0 |
A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4
We'd play tag and he'd get hurt. I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
A Esus4 A Esus4 Bm E
I liked math and a spelling bee - Ed liked talking to a tree
CHORUS 2:
A Dsus2 E7sus4 E
| e | 0 000 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| B | 2 222 33333 3 333 0 000 |
| G | 2 222 22222 2 222 1 111 |
| D | 2 222 00000 0 000 2 222 | (x4) |
| A | 0 000 2 222 2 222 |
| E | 0 000 |
A Dsus2
Oh, special Ed
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Mamma dropped him on his head
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Now she keeps him in the shed
E7sus4 E
'Cause he's a little bit special
INTERLUDE:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x4) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
(Just a little bit special)
Just a little bit special
(Just a little bit special)
VERSE 3:
A Esus4
| e | 0 0 0000 0 |
| B | 2 2 0000 0 |
| G | 2 2 2222 2 |
| D | 2 2 0000 0 | (x6) |
| A | 0 0 0000 0 |
| E | |
Bm E
| e | 2 222222 2 0 000000 0 |
| B | 3 333333 3 0 000000 0 |
| G | 4 444444 4 1 111111 1 |
| D | 4 444444 4 2 222222 2 |
| A | 2 222222 2 2 222222 2 |
| E | 0 000000 0 |
A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4
I ran track, hung out in malls - Ed ran headfirst into walls
A Esus4 A Esus4 Bm E
I had girls and lots of clothes - Ed had names for all his toes
CHORUS 3:
A Dsus2 E7sus4 E
| e | 0 000 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| B | 2 222 33333 3 333 0 000 |
| G | 2 222 22222 2 222 1 111 |
| D | 2 222 00000 0 000 2 222 | (x4) |
| A | 0 000 2 222 2 222 |
| E | 0 000 |
A Dsus2
Oh, special Ed
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Mamma dropped him on his head
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Now he thinks he's a peice of bread
E7sus4 E
'Cause he's a little bit special
INTERLUDE:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x4) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
(Just a little bit special)
Just a little bit...
BRIDGE:
C# D A
| e] 4444 444444 2 222 00000 |
| B] 5555 555555 3 333 22222 |
| G] 5555 555555 2 222 22222 |
| D] 5555 555555 0 000 22222 | (x3) |
| A] 4444 444444 00000 |
| E] |
C# D E
| e] 4444 444444 2 222 0 000 |
| B] 5555 555555 3 333 0 000 |
| G] 5555 555555 2 222 1 111 |
| D] 5555 555555 0 000 2 222 |
| A] 4444 444444 2 222 |
| E] 0 000 |
C# D A C#
One day talking to special Ed
D A C#
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
D A C#
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
D E A
That special Ed just made me special too...
INTERLUDE:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x4) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
Yeah...
(Just a little bit special)
VERSE 4:
A Esus4
| e | 0 00 000000 |
| B | 2 22 000000 |
| G | 2 22 222222 |
| D | 2 22 000000 | (x6) |
| A | 0 00 000000 |
| E | |
Bm E
| e | 2 222222 2 0 000000 0 |
| B | 3 333333 3 0 000000 0 |
| G | 4 444444 4 1 111111 1 |
| D | 4 444444 4 2 222222 2 |
| A | 2 222222 2 2 222222 2 |
| E | 0 000000 0 |
A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4 A Esus4
Now I laugh as I count bugs! I give strangers great big hugs!
A Esus4 A Esus4 Bm E
Next to me, Ed is fine - yeah, he's a fucking Einstein!
CHORUS 4:
A Dsus2 E7sus4 E
| e | 0 000 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| B | 2 222 33333 3 333 0 000 |
| G | 2 222 22222 2 222 1 111 |
| D | 2 222 00000 0 000 2 222 | (x3) |
| A | 0 000 2 222 2 222 |
| E | 0 000 |
A Dsus2 D6add9 E
| e | 0 000 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| B | 2 222 33333 3 333 0 000 |
| G | 2 222 22222 4 444 1 111 |
| D | 2 222 00000 4 444 2 222 | (x3) |
| A | 0 000 0 000 2 222 |
| E | 0 000 0 000 |
A Dsus2
Oh, special Ed and me
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Now we're not right in the head, you see
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
Now we're not so bright, instead
E7sus4 E A Dsus2
We're a little bit special
D6add9 E A Dsus2
Just a little bit special
D6add9 E A Dsus2
That fucker Ed made me special
D6add9 E
Just a little bit...
OUTRO:
Dsus2
| e | 00000000000000000000 0~~~ |
| B | 33333333333333333333 3~~~ |
| G | 22222222222222222222 2~~~ |
| D | 00000000000000000000 0~~~ |
| A | |
| E | |
Dsus2 N/C
... special
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6. A M o n t h D e a d
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CHORDS USED:
A A# C D F G
| e] 0 1 0 2 1 3 |
| B] 2 3 1 3 1 0 |
| G] 2 3 0 2 2 0 |
| D] 2 3 2 0 3 0 |
| A] 0 1 3 3 2 |
| E] 1 3 |
INTRO:
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] | 3 2 |
| E] | |
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] 0 | 3 2 |
| E] | |
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] 0 | |
| E] | 1 3 |
A G A G
| e] 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
VERSE 1:
A D F
| e] 0 0000 2222 1111 |
| B] 2 2222 3333 1111 |
| G] 2 2222 2222 2222 |
| D] 2 2222 0000 3333 | (x3) |
| A] 0 0000 3333 |
| E] 1111 |
C A# A G A G
| e] 0 000 1 111 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 1 111 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 0 000 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 222 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 3 333 1 111 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
A D F A
I lie next to her in the bed
D F A
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed
D F C
Nevermind the fact that she's... dead
A# A G
It turns me on
A G
It turns me on...
VERSE 2:
A D F
| e] 0 000 222 111 |
| B] 2 222 333 111 |
| G] 2 222 222 222 |
| D] 2 222 000 333 | (x3) |
| A] 0 000 333 |
| E] 111 |
C A# A G A G
| e] 0 000 1 111 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 1 111 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 0 000 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 222 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 3 333 1 111 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
A D F A
Sure, she's a little cold to the touch
D F A
But that doesn't bother me much
D F C
Because the embalmer did such
A# A G
A lovely job
A G
A lovely job...
CHORUS:
A G A G
| e] 0~~ 3~ 0~ 3~ |
| B] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| G] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| D] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| A] 0~~ 2~ 0~ 2~ |
| E] 3~ 3~ |
A G
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
A G N/C
But if loving a corpse is a sin... I'll see you in hell
INTERLUDE:
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] | 3 2 |
| E] | |
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] 0 | 3 2 |
| E] | |
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] 0 | |
| E] | 1 3 |
A G A G
| e] 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
VERSE 3:
A D F
| e] 0 0~ 00 222 111 |
| B] 2 2~ 22 333 111 |
| G] 2 2~ 22 222 222 |
| D] 2 2~ 22 000 333 | (x3) |
| A] 0 0~ 00 333 |
| E] 111 |
C A# A G A G
| e] 0 000 1 111 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 1 111 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 0 000 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 222 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 3 333 1 111 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
A D F A
And now, I got her propped up in a chair
D F A
She's losing her skin and her hair
D F C
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare
A# A G
So much at me
A G
So much at me...
VERSE 4:
A D F
| e] 0 0~ 00 222 111 |
| B] 2 2~ 22 333 111 |
| G] 2 2~ 22 222 222 |
| D] 2 2~ 22 000 333 | (x3) |
| A] 0 0~ 00 333 |
| E] 111 |
C A# A G A G
| e] 0 000 1 111 0 00000 3333 0 00000 3333 |
| B] 1 111 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| G] 0 000 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| D] 2 222 3 333 2 22222 0000 2 22222 0000 |
| A] 3 333 1 111 0 00000 2222 0 00000 2222 |
| E] 3333 3333 |
A D F A
Yeah, rigor mortis is taking its toll
D F A
And her body is as stiff as a pole
D F C
But I'll never put her back in the hole
A# A G
I dug her from
A G
I dug her from...
CHORUS:
A G A G
| e] 0~~ 3~ 0~ 3~ |
| B] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| G] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| D] 2~~ 0~ 2~ 0~ |
| A] 0~~ 2~ 0~ 2~ |
| E] 3~ 3~ |
A G
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
A G N/C
But if loving a corpse is a sin... I'll see you in hell
OUTRO:
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] | 3 2 |
| E] | |
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 |
| D] | |
| A] 0 | 3 2 |
| E] | |
A
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 | 0~~~ |
| B] 0 0 0 0 | 0 0 | 2~~~ |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 | 2~~~ |
| D] | | 2~~~ |
| A] 0 | | 0~~~ |
| E] | 1 3 | |
N/C
I love you...
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7. P r i e s t
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CHORDS USED:
A Asus2 B11 Bsus2 D Dsus2 G
| e] 0 0 2 2 2 0 3 |
| B] 2 0 2 2 3 3 0 |
| G] 2 2 4 4 2 2 0 |
| D] 2 2 4 4 0 0 0 |
| A] 0 0 0 2 2 |
| E] 3 |
INTRO:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x4) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
VERSE 1:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x8) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
G D A Asus2
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2222p00h2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2222 22 2 | (x3) |
| A] 2 22 0 0000 00 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
G D A
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A] 2 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
Deep in prayer, my cross to bear, I kneel upon the floor
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
Temptations of a Catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
G D A Asus2 G D A Asus2
But I can not control myself, it rips my soul apart
G D A Asus2 G D A
For one small sheep among my flock has stole the shepherd's heart
CHORUS 1:
G A Bm G A D Dsus2
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 2222p00h2 |
| B] 0 00 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 3 3333 33 3 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 |
G A Bm G A Bsus2 B11
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 22 22222 |
| B] 3 33 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 2 22 22222 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 4 44 44444 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 4 44 44444 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 2 22 00000 |
G A Bm
Altar boy, altar boy
G A D Dsus2
Confess your sins to me
G A Bm
You will find the grace of God
G A Bsus2 B11
Inside my rectory
INTERLUDE:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x3) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
VERSE 2:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x8) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
G D A Asus2
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2222p00h2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2222 22 2 | (x3) |
| A] 2 22 0 0000 00 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
G D A
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A] 2 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
At Sunday Mass or Bible class, I catch him in my view
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
So I close my eyes but there he lies, spread-eagle on the pew
G D A Asus2 G D A Asus2
And when I see him in that frock, my conscience goes awry
G D A Asus2 G D A
I'll give him some communion wine that's spiked with spanish fly!
CHORUS 2:
G A Bm G A D Dsus2
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 2222p00h2 |
| B] 0 00 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 3 3333 33 3 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 |
G A Bm G A Bsus2 B11
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 22 22222 |
| B] 3 33 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 2 22 22222 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 4 44 44444 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 4 44 44444 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 2 22 00000 |
G A Bm
Altar boy, altar boy
G A D Dsus2
Is it gonna be heaven or hell?
G A Bm
You can play my organ all night long
G A Bsus2 B11
If you promise never to tell
INTERLUDE:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x3) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
VERSE 3:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x8) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
G D A Asus2
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2222p00h2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2222 22 2 | (x3) |
| A] 2 22 0 0000 00 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
G D A
| e] 3 33 22222 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 0 00 33333 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| G] 0 00 22222 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 00 00000 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A] 2 22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| E] 3 33 |
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy name...
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11 Bsus2 B11
I could dress him up like the Pope and then I'd - oh, dear God, the shame!
G D A Asus2 G D A Asus2
No, no, no! Lead us not into temptation, deliver us from sin...
G D A Asus2 G D A
We could pretend that he was Jesus Christ and I was Mary Magdalene!
CHORUS 3:
G A Bm G A D Dsus2
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 2222p00h2 |
| B] 0 00 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 3 3333 33 3 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 |
G A Bm G A D
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 22222 |
| B] 3 33 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 3 33333 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 2 22222 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 0 00000 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 |
G A Bm
Altar boy, altar boy
G A D Dsus2
Confess your sins to me
G A Bm
You will find the grace of God
G A D
Inside my rectory...
BRIDGE:
G A Bm G A D Dsus2
| e] 3 33 00000 2 22222 3 33 00000 2 2222p00h2 |
| B] 0 00 22222 3 33333 0 00 22222 3 3333 33 3 |
| G] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 2 2222 22 2 |
| D] 0 00 22222 4 44444 0 00 22222 0 0000 00 0 |
| A] 2 22 00000 2 22222 2 22 00000 |
| E] 3 33 3 33 |
G A Bm G A
| e] 3 33 0 000 2~~~ 3~~~ 0~~~ |
| B] 0 00 2 222 3~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| G] 0 00 2 222 4~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| D] 0 00 2 222 4~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| A] 2 22 0 000 2~~~ 2~~~ 0~~~ |
| E] 3 33 3~~~ |
G A Bm
Oh, altar boy, oh, altar boy
G A D Dsus2
Confess your sins to me
G A Bm
You will find the grace of God
G A N/C
Inside my rec... tory
INTERLUDE:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x4) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
OUTRO:
Bsus2 B11
| e] 2 22 22222 |
| B] 2 22 22222 |
| G] 4 44 44444 |
| D] 4 44 44444 | (x10) |
| A] 2 22 00000 |
| E] 2 22 00000 |
Bsus2 B11 Bsus2
| e] 2 22 22222 2222 22~~~ |
| B] 2 22 22222 2222 22~~~ |
| G] 4 44 44444 4444 44~~~ |
| D] 4 44 44444 4444 44~~~ |
| A] 2 25 00000 2222 22~~~ |
| E] 2 25 00000 2222 22~~~ |
"De Profundis Clamo ad te
Domine, domine..."
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
8. H a i r
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
CHORDS USED:
A Dsus2 E G
| e] 0 0 0 3 |
| B] 2 3 0 0 |
| G] 2 2 1 0 |
| D] 2 0 2 0 |
| A] 0 2 2 |
| E] 0 3 |
VERSE:
A E G Dsus2
| e] 0 000 0000 3 333 0000 |
| B] 2 222 0000 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 222 1111 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 222 2222 0 000 0000 |
| A] 0 000 2222 2 222 |
| E] 0000 3 333 |
A E G Dsus2
| e] 0 000 0 000 3 3 3 0~~~ |
| B] 2 222 0 000 0 0 0 3~~~ |
| G] 2 222 1 111 0 0 0 2~~~ |
| D] 2 222 2 222 0 0 0 0~~~ |
| A] 0 000 2 222 2 2 2 |
| E] 0 000 3 3 3 |
A E G Dsus2
There's a hair on the soap, and it's short and it's curly
A E G Dsus2
A hair on the soap, and I don't think it's mine...
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
9. I N T R O ( S u p e r K a r a t e M o n k e y D e a t h C a r )
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
N/A
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10. G e r b i l
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
CHORDS USED:
A A# C D Dsus2 F Fmaj7 Fmaj9 G
| e] 0 1 0 2 0 1 1 0 3 |
| B] 2 3 1 3 3 1 1 1 0 |
| G] 2 3 0 2 2 2 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 3 2 0 0 3 3 3 0 |
| A] 0 1 3 3 3 3 2 |
| E] 1 0 3 |
VERSE 1:
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
| e] 0 000 3 333 0 000 000 000 0 |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3 333 111 111 1 |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2 222 000 000 0 |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0 000 222h333p2 | (x4) |
| A] 0 000 2 222 333 333 3 |
| E] 3 333 |
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
If Richard Gere can do it, I can, too
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
I get undressed, I start to lube
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
PRE-CHORUS 1:
A# A
| e] 11111111 00000000 |
| B] 33333333 22222222 |
| G] 33333333 22222222 |
| D] 33333333 22222222 | (x3) |
| A] 11111111 00000000 |
| E] |
A# C
| e] 11111111 00000000 |
| B] 33333333 11111111 |
| G] 33333333 00000000 |
| D] 33333333 22222222 |
| A] 11111111 33333333 |
| E] |
A# A A# A
Wondering just how he'll feel; will he like better than his little wheel?
A# A A# C
Careful now, he's right beside me; one more inch and he's inside me!
CHORUS 1:
D F Fmaj7
| e] 2 22 111 11111 |
| B] 3 33 111 11111 |
| G] 2 22 222 22222 |
| D] 0 00 333 33333 | (x9) |
| A] 333 33333 |
| E] 111p00000 |
D F C
| e] 2 22 111 11111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 33 111 11111 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 |
| G] 2 22 222 22222 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 00 333 33333 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A] 333 33333 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| E] 111 11111 |
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Gooooooooooooo, gerbil, goooooooooooooooooooooo!
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Be my little chimney sweeper
D F Fmaj7 D F
One thing I forgot about
C N/C
How am I supposed to get you out?...
VERSE 2:
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
| e] 0 000 3 333 0 000 000 000 0 |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3 333 111 111 1 |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2 222 000 000 0 |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0 000 222h333p2 | (x4) |
| A] 0 000 2 222 333 333 3 |
| E] 3 333 |
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
So now my gerbil's on easy street
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
It's warm and cosy, and there's plenty to eat
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
The situation is beyond my control
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
PRE-CHORUS 2:
A# A
| e] 11111111 00000000 |
| B] 33333333 22222222 |
| G] 33333333 22222222 |
| D] 33333333 22222222 | (x3) |
| A] 11111111 00000000 |
| E] |
A# C
| e] 11111111 00000000 |
| B] 33333333 11111111 |
| G] 33333333 00000000 |
| D] 33333333 22222222 |
| A] 11111111 33333333 |
| E] |
A# A A# A
I try crowbars, I try wires - I almost had him with a pair of pliers
A# A A# C
I try cheese but he's not biting; I wish this wasn't so exciting!
CHORUS 2:
D F Fmaj7
| e] 2 22 111 11111 |
| B] 3 33 111 11111 |
| G] 2 22 222 22222 |
| D] 0 00 333 33333 | (x9) |
| A] 333 33333 |
| E] 111p00000 |
D F C
| e] 2 22 111 11111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| B] 3 33 111 11111 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 |
| G] 2 22 222 22222 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 00 333 33333 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| A] 333 33333 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| E] 111 11111 |
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Gooooooooooooo, gerbil, goooooooooooooooooooooo!
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Jesus, I am such a sucker
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
Please get out you furry fucker!
D F Fmaj7 D F Fmaj7
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
Suddenly, he's very, very still...
BRIDGE:
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
| e] 0 000 3 333 0 000 000 000 0 |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3 333 111 111 1 |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2 222 000 000 0 |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0 000 222h333p2 | (x3) |
| A] 0 000 2 222 333 333 3 |
| E] 3 333 |
A G Dsus2
| e] 0 000 3 333 0~~~ |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3~~~ |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2~~~ |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0~~~ |
| A] 0 000 2 222 |
| E] 3 333 |
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
Now it's too late - my gerbil died
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
I guess I have commited... gerbicide
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
Here's some advice - it's very clear-cut
A G Dsus2
If you love your gerbil...
OUTRO:
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
| e] 0 000 3 333 0 000 000 000 0 |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3 333 111 111 1 |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2 222 000 000 0 |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0 000 222h333p2 | (x5) |
| A] 0 000 2 222 333 333 3 |
| E] 3 333 |
A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9 A
| e] 0 000 3 333 0 000 0 0 0~~~ |
| B] 2 222 0 000 3 333 1 1 2~~~ |
| G] 2 222 0 000 2 222 0 0 2~~~ |
| D] 2 222 0 000 0 000 2 3 2~~~ |
| A] 0 000 2 222 3 3 0~~~ |
| E] 3 333 |
N/C A G Dsus2
Don't stick him up your buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt
C Fmaj9 A G Dsus2
Don't stick him up your buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt
C Fmaj9 A G Dsus2 C Fmaj9
Little furry gerbil in your booty hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooole
[At this point, Stephen scat sings - but this has been removed for clarity.]
A
Yeah...
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11. W a l k e n I
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N/A
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12. R . D . C . ( O p i e ' s L a m e n t )
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CHORDS USED:
Am C F Fmaj7 G
| e] 5 0 1 0 3 |
| B] 5 1 1 1 3 |
| G] 5 0 2 2 4 |
| D] 7 2 3 3 5 |
| A] 7 3 3 5 |
| E] 5 1 3 |
INTRO:
C Fmaj7 C
| e] 0 | |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 3 2 0 | (x3) |
| A] 3 | |
| E] | |
C Fmaj7 C
| e] 0 | |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 3 2 2 |
| A] 3 | |
| E] | |
VERSE 1:
Am F C G
| e] 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| B] 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 | 3 3 |
| G] 5 5 5 | 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 | 4 4 4 |
| D] | 3 | 2 | | (x3) |
| A] 7 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
| E] 5 | | | 3 |
Am F C
| e] 5 | 1 | 0 |
| B] 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 5 5 5 | 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 |
| D] | 3 | 2 |
| A] 7 | 3 | 3 |
| E] 5 | | |
G
| e] 3 3 3 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 4 4 4 4 |
| D] |
| A] 5 |
| E] 3 |
Am F C G
I used to think the perfect girl was only in my dreams
Am F C G
Until I saw your perfect face upon the movie screen
Am F C G
You seemed to know that I was there, as though from God's design
Am F C G
And as I cried, I told myself someday you'd be mine
CHORUS 1:
F C G
| e] 1 11 111 0 00 000 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| B] 1 11 111 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0 00 000 4 44 444 4 44 444 |
| D] 3 33 333 2 22 222 5 55 555 5 55 555 | (x3) |
| A] 3 33 333 3 33 333 5 55 555 5 55 555 |
| E] 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
Am G F G
| e] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| B] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| G] 5 5 4 44 2 2 4 444 |
| D] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 |
| A] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 |
| E] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
F C G F C G
Rae Dawn Chong, baby won't you hear my song?
F C G
I have loved you for so long
Am G F G
And I know that I can make you love me too
INTERLUDE:
C Fmaj7 C
| e] 0 | |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 3 2 0 | (x2) |
| A] 3 | |
| E] | |
VERSE 2:
Am F C G
| e] 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| B] 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 | 3 3 |
| G] 5 5 5 | 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 | 4 4 4 |
| D] | 3 | 2 | | (x3) |
| A] 7 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
| E] 5 | | | 3 |
Am F C
| e] 5 | 1 | 0 |
| B] 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 5 5 5 | 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 |
| D] | 3 | 2 |
| A] 7 | 3 | 3 |
| E] 5 | | |
G
| e] 3 3 3 |
| B] 3 3 3 3 3 3 |
| G] 4 4 4 4 |
| D] |
| A] 5 |
| E] 3 |
Am F C G
I write you letters everyday, I send flowers to your home
Am F C G
But it's difficult to prove my love when you won't answer the phone
Am F C G
And looking through binoculars makes it really hard
Am F C G
To see you from the camp that I've set up in your front yard...
CHORUS 2:
F C G
| e] 1 11 111 0 00 000 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| B] 1 11 111 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0 00 000 4 44 444 4 44 444 |
| D] 3 33 333 2 22 222 5 55 555 5 55 555 | (x3) |
| A] 3 33 333 3 33 333 5 55 555 5 55 555 |
| E] 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
Am G F G
| e] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| B] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| G] 5 5 4 44 2 2 4 444 |
| D] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 |
| A] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 |
| E] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
F C G F C G
Rae Dawn Chong, why won't you hear my song?
F C G
What am I doing wrong?
Am G F G
'Cause I can't seem to make you love me too
INTERLUDE:
C Fmaj7 C
| e] 0 | |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 3 2 0 | (x2) |
| A] 3 | |
| E] | |
PRE-BRIDGE:
Am F C G
| e] 5 55 555 1 11 111 0 00 000 3 33 333 |
| B] 5 55 555 1 11 111 1 11 111 3 33 333 |
| G] 5 55 555 2 22 222 0 00 000 4 44 444 |
| D] 7 77 777 3 33 333 2 22 222 5 55 555 | (x3) |
| A] 7 77 777 3 33 333 3 33 333 5 55 555 |
| E] 5 55 555 1 11 111 3 33 333 |
BRIDGE [Piano]:
Am F C G
| e] 5 | 1~ | 0 | |
| B] 5 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 1 | |
| G] 5 5 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 4~ |
| D] | | 2 | 5 5 |
| A] | | | 5 5 |
| E] 5 | 1 | | 3 |
Am F C G
| e] 5 | 1~ | 0 | 3~~~ |
| B] 5 5 5 | 1 1 | 1 1 1 | 3~~~ |
| G] 5 5 | 2 2 | 0 0 | 4~~~ |
| D] | | 2 | 5~~~ |
| A] | 3 | | 5~~~ |
| E] 5 | | | 3~~~ |
Am F C G
And here inside my prison cell, just lying in my bed
Am F C G
I wonder if you loved me, when I shot you in the head...
CHORUS 3:
F C G
| e] 1 11 111 0 00 000 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| B] 1 11 111 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0 00 000 4 44 444 4 44 444 |
| D] 3 33 333 2 22 222 5 55 555 5 55 555 | (x3) |
| A] 3 33 333 3 33 333 5 55 555 5 55 555 |
| E] 1 11 111 3 33 333 3 33 333 |
Am G F G
| e] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| B] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
| G] 5 5 4 44 2 2 4 444 |
| D] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 | (x3) |
| A] 7 7 5 55 3 3 5 555 |
| E] 5 5 3 33 1 1 3 333 |
F C G F C G
Rae Dawn Chong, you only had to hear my song
F C G
I even bought your dad a bong
Am G F G
And all you had to do was love me
Am G F G
I gave you every chance to love me
Am G F G
You stupid bitch, you should have loved me too...
OUTRO:
C Fmaj7 C
| e] 0 | |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 2 | 3 2 0 | (x3) |
| A] 3 | |
| E] | |
C Fmaj7 C C
| e] 0 | | 0~~~ |
| B] 1 1 | 1 1 | 1~~~ |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 | 0~~~ |
| D] 2 | 3 2 0 | 2~~~ |
| A] 3 | | 3~~~ |
| E] | | |
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13. M o t h e r ' s D a y S o n g
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CHORDS USED:
A A/E A/G Bm D
| e] 0 0 0 2 2 |
| B] 2 2 2 3 3 |
| G] 2 2 2 4 2 |
| D] 2 2 2 4 0 |
| A] 0 0 0 2 |
| E] 0 3 |
INTRO:
A A/G A/E A/G
| e] | |
| B] 2 | |
| G] 2 2 | |
| D] 2 0 | 2 2 2 | (x2) |
| A] 0 | |
| E] | 3 0 3 |
VERSE:
A A/G A/E A/G
| e] | |
| B] 2 | |
| G] 2 2 | |
| D] 2 0 | 2 2 2 | (x4) |
| A] 0 | |
| E] | 3 0 3 |
Bm A D
| e] 2~ 2 222 0 2~~~ |
| B] 3~ 3 333 2 3~~~ |
| G] 4~ 4 444 2 2~~~ |
| D] 4~ 4 444 2 0~~~ |
| A] 2~ 2 222 0 |
| E] |
A A/G A/E A/G
Thank you, dear lady
A A/G A/E A/G
For being my mom
A A/G A/E A/G
You did all my homework
A A/G A/E A/G
You took me to prom
Bm A D N/C
And I was the only guy... who got lucky that night
OUTRO:
A A/G A/E A/G A
| e] | |
| B] 2 | |
| G] 2 2 | |
| D] 2 0 | 2 2 2 |
| A] 0 | 0~~~ |
| E] | 3 0 3 |
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14. I N T R O ( C u r l y M c D i m p l e )
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
N/A
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15. H e r m A p h r o d i t e
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
CHORDS USED:
A C/G D Em11 F
| e] 0 0 2 0 1 |
| B] 2 1 3 3 1 |
| G] 2 0 2 0 2 |
| D] 2 2 0 4 3 |
| A] 0 3 5 3 |
| E] 3 5 1 |
INTRO:
E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 | (x4) |
| A] 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 |
VERSE 1:
E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 | (x6) |
| A] 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 |
A F
| e] 00 111111 11 |
| B] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 111111 11 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 222222 22 |
| D] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 333333 33 |
| A] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 333333 33 |
| E] 111111 11 |
E C/G E C/G
She's part girl, she's part boy
E C/G E C/G
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
E C/G E C/G
She's got more, she's got less
A F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress!
INTERLUDE 1:
E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 | (x4) |
| A] 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 |
VERSE 2:
E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 | (x6) |
| A] 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 |
A F
| e] 00 111111 11 |
| B] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 111111 11 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 222222 22 |
| D] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 333333 33 |
| A] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 333333 33 |
| E] 111111 11 |
E C/G E C/G
Is she a Mister or is she a Miss?
E C/G E C/G
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C/G E C/G
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
A F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
INTERLUDE 2:
E C/G Em11
| e] 0 000000 0000 0000 |
| B] 0 000000 1111 3333 |
| G] 1 111111 0000 0000 |
| D] 2 222222 2222 4444 | (x2) |
| A] 2 222222 3333 5555 |
| E] 0 000000 3333 5555 |
CHORUS 1:
E C/G Em11
| e] 0 000000 0000 0000 |
| B] 0 000000 1111 3333 |
| G] 1 111111 0000 0000 |
| D] 2 222222 2222 4444 | (x4) |
| A] 2 222222 3333 5555 |
| E] 0 000000 3333 5555 |
E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 | (x4) |
| A] 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 |
E C/G Em11
She wears lace, and she wears flannel
E C/G Em11
She watches football and the lifetime channel
E C/G Em11
What's that bulge under her nighty?
E C/G Em11
It must be hermaphrodite
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Yeah..... Hermaphrodite, ohhh...
VERSE 3:
E C/G E C/G E C/G
| e] 0 00 000 00 0 00 000 00 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 00 111 11 0 00 111 11 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 11 000 00 1 11 000 00 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 22 222 22 2 22 222 22 2 22 222 22 |
| A] 2 22 333 33 2 22 333 33 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 00 333 33 0 00 333 33 0 00 333 33 |
E C/G E C/G E C/G
| e] 0 0 00 0 00 000 00 0 00 000 00 |
| B] 0 1 11 0 00 111 11 0 00 111 11 |
| G] 1 0 00 1 11 000 00 1 11 000 00 |
| D] 2 2 22 2 22 222 22 2 22 222 22 |
| A] 2 3 33 2 22 333 33 2 22 333 33 |
| E] 0 3 33 0 00 333 33 0 00 333 33 |
A F
| e] 00 111111 11 |
| B] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 111111 11 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 222222 22 |
| D] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 333333 33 |
| A] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 333333 33 |
| E] 111111 11 |
E C/G E C/G
Some things are white, some things are black
E C/G E N/C C/G
Some girls wear make-up - mine shaves her back
E C/G E C/G
But she is still beautiful, she is still fine
A F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine!
INTERLUDE 3:
E C/G Em11
| e] 0 000000 0000 0000 |
| B] 0 000000 1111 3333 |
| G] 1 111111 0000 0000 |
| D] 2 222222 2222 4444 | (x2) |
| A] 2 222222 3333 5555 |
| E] 0 000000 3333 5555 |
CHORUS 2:
E C/G Em11
| e] 0 000000 0000 0000 |
| B] 0 000000 1111 3333 |
| G] 1 111111 0000 0000 |
| D] 2 222222 2222 4444 | (x4) |
| A] 2 222222 3333 5555 |
| E] 0 000000 3333 5555 |
E C/G
| e] 000 000 00 |
| B] 000 111 11 |
| G] 111 000 00 |
| D] 222 222 22 | (x6) |
| A] 222 333 33 |
| E] 000 333 33 |
E C/G Em11
She can't help her imperfections
E C/G Em11
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections
E C/G Em11
Who stole all my tightie whities?
E C/G Em11
It must be hermaphrodite
E C/G E C/G E C/G E
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
C/G E C/G E C/G
Hermaphrodite, ohhh......
OUTRO:
E C/G E
| e] 000 00000 0~~~ |
| B] 000 11111 0~~~ |
| G] 111 00000 1~~~ |
| D] 222 22222 2~~~ |
| A] 222 33333 2~~~ |
| E] 000 33333 0~~~ |
E C/G E
...'dite...... Yeah...
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16. T a l l G l a s s O ' W a t e r
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
CHORDS USED:
A D E F# F#m
| e] 0 2 0 |
| B] 2 3 0 2 |
| G] 2 2 1 3 2 |
| D] 2 0 2 4 |
| A] 0 2 4 |
| E] 0 2 |
INTRO:
A
| e] |
| B] 2 |
| G] 2 |
| D] 2 |
| A] |
| E] 0 2 4 |
VERSE 1:
A D A F# E A D A
| e] | | |
| B] 2 2 3 3 2 | 1 1 | 2 2 3 3 2 2 2 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 |
| D] 0 | 2 | 0 |
| A] 0 0 0 | 4 2 | 0 0 0 0 |
| E] 0 | 0 | 0 0 |
F#m E D A
| e] | |
| B] | 2 0 0 0 3 3 2 |
| G] | 2 1 1 1 2 2 2 |
| D] | 0 |
| A] 0 | 2 0 0 |
| E] 4 | 2 0 0 |
F#m E D A
| e] | 2 0 |
| B] | 2 0 0 0 3 2 |
| G] | 2 1 1 1 2 2 |
| D] | 0 |
| A] 0 | 2 0 |
| E] 4 | 2 0 0 |
A D A F# E
She's a tall glass o' water, she's a sip o' lemonade
A D A
She's a cup o' hot Darjeeling tea, she's a cool tang in the shade
F#m E D A
She's an oatmeal cookie, she's a crumb of melba toast
F#m E D A N/C
She's the cream in an Oreo - that's the part that I like the most
INTERLUDE:
A
| e] |
| B] 2 |
| G] 2 |
| D] 2 |
| A] |
| E] 0 2 4 |
VERSE 2:
A D A F# E A D E A
| e] | | 0 |
| B] 2 2 3 3 2 | 1 1 | 2 2 3 3 0 0 2 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 | 2 2 | 2 2 2 2 1 0 2 |
| D] 0 | 2 | 0 2 |
| A] 0 0 0 | 4 2 | 0 0 2 0 |
| E] 0 | 0 | 0 0 |
A D A F# E
She's a handful o' beernuts, she's a cold bottle of Schlitz
A D E A
She's a little tub o' Pepto-Bismol, whenever I get the sh--
N/C
--How ya doin'? Ya'll right?!
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17. W a l k e n I I
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N/A
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
18. I n D e f e n s e o f A P e e p s h o w G i r l
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CHORDS USED:
A C D E G
| e] 0 0 2 0 3 |
| B] 2 1 3 0 0 |
| G] 2 0 2 1 0 |
| D] 2 2 0 2 0 |
| A] 0 3 2 2 |
| E] 0 3 |
INTRO:
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
VERSE 1:
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
A C A C
I see you there, behind the glass
A C G D
I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you shake that ass
A C A C
I watch you grind, I watch you dance
A C G D
I show you mine, you show me yours and when we're done I button up my pants
CHORUS 1:
E D E D E D E
| e] 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0~~~ |
| B] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0~~~ |
| G] 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1~~~ |
| D] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 1~~~ |
| A] 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2~~~ |
| E] 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0~~~ |
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
E D
And my friends all laugh, my friends all scoff
E D
When I say I love a girl who loves to take it off
E D
But I tell them that they're crazy, 'cause I've been around the world
E N/C A C A
And there's nothing wrong, no nothing, with my peepshow girl... no
C A C G D
No there ain't nothing wrong; no, no, no...
VERSE 2:
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
A C A C
I love your mind, I love your soul
A C G D
I love it when you grease your body and you slide it up and down that pole, yeah
A C A C
I love your hair, I love your eyes
A
I know that you feel the same way
C G D
'Cause I can see the love dripping down your thighs...
CHORUS 2:
E D E D E D E
| e] 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0~~~ |
| B] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0~~~ |
| G] 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1~~~ |
| D] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 1~~~ |
| A] 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2~~~ |
| E] 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0~~~ |
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
E D
And my mama would laugh, my mama would scoff
E D
If she knew I loved a girl who loves to take it off
E D
And she'd probably disown me if she met my little pearl
E N/C A C A
And there's nothing wrong, oh mama, with my peepshow girl... no
C A C G D
No there's nothing wrong; nothing wrong...
VERSE 3:
A C A C A C G D
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 |
A C A C
So now I'm broke, you bled me dry
A C G D
And it's amazing how much money that a guy will spend to taste a little pie
A C A C
But I'm okay, I'm a little sore
A C G D
I can't believe that I found love in a place where my feet stick to the floor...
CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
E D E D E D E
| e] 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0 00 000 2222 | 0~~~ |
| B] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0~~~ |
| G] 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1 11 111 2222 | 1~~~ |
| D] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 1~~~ |
| A] 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2 22 222 | 2~~~ |
| E] 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0 00 000 | 0~~~ |
A C A C A C G D A
| e] 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 0 00 000 0000 | 3 3 333 2222 | 0~~ |
| B] 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 2 22 222 1111 | 0 0 000 3333 | 2~~ |
| G] 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 2 22 222 0000 | 0 0 000 2222 | 2~~ |
| D] 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 2 22 222 2222 | 0 0 000 0000 | 2~~ |
| A] 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 0 00 000 3333 | 2 2 222 | 0~~ |
| E] | | | 3 3 333 | |
E D
And I went to confession and the preacher said, "No!
E D
It's a sin to love a girl who isn't pure as driven snow!"
E D
I said, "Preacher, I don't care, man, I found heaven in this world"
E N/C A C A
And there's nothing wrong, oh preacher, with my peepshow girl... no
C A C G D A
I said there's nothing wrong! Nothing wrong with my peepshow girl
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19. J i m H e n s o n ' s D e a d
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CHORDS USED:
C D Dm F Fmaj7 G G9 Gsus4
| e] 0 2 1 1 1 3 3 3 |
| B] 1 3 3 1 1 3 3 3 |
| G] 0 2 2 2 2 0 2 0 |
| D] 2 0 0 3 3 0 3 0 |
| A] 3 0 2 3 |
| E] 3 |
INTRO:
Gm G9 Gsus4 G Gm G9 Gsus4 G
| e] 3 3 | 3 | 3 3 | 3 |
| B] 3 3 | 3 3 3 | 3 3 | 3 3 3 |
| G] 3 0 2 | 0 0 | 3 0 2 | 0 0 |
| D] 3 | | 3 | |
| A] | 3 | | 3 |
| E] | 3 | | 3 |
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
| e] 3 | | 3 | |
| B] 3 3 | 1 1 | 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 | 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 0 | 3 2 | 0 | 3 2 |
| A] | 3 | | 3 |
| E] 3 | | 3 | |
VERSE 1:
G Fmaj7 C
| e] 3 | |
| B] 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 0 | 3 2 | (x8) |
| A] | 3 |
| E] 3 | |
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
Pokémon's a silly phase, Barney's now just purple haze
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
Yeah, the Pigs in Space, they rule the sky, and Oscar's still a Grouchy guy
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
And Animal is looking dynamite
CHORUS 1:
Dm G
| e] 1 | 3 |
| B] 3 3 | 3 3 |
| G] 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 |
| D] 0 0 | 0 | (x2) |
| A] | |
| E] | 3 |
Dm F C G
| e] 1 | 1 | 0 | 0~ |
| B] 3 3 | 1 1 | 1 1 | 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 | 2 2 2 | 0 0 0 | 0 |
| D] 0 0 | 3 3 | 2 | |
| A] | | 3 | |
| E] | | | 3 |
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
| e] 3 | | 3 | |
| B] 0 0 | 1 1 | 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 | 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 0 | 3 2 | 0 | 3 2 |
| A] | 3 | | 3 |
| E] 3 | | 3 | |
Dm G
Oh, Jim Henson's dead and gone
Dm G
But his muppets will live on
Dm F C G
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not easy being...
G Fmaj7 C G Fmaj7 C
Green...
VERSE 2:
G F C
| e] 3 3333 111 0000 |
| B] 0 0000 111 1111 |
| G] 0 0000 222 0000 |
| D] 0 0000 333 2222 | (x8) |
| A] 2 2222 3333 |
| E] 3 3333 |
G F C G F C
Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear with a banana in his ear
G F C G F C
They must learn how to co-operate
G F C
Yeah, The Count is counting "One, Two, Three"
G F C
And no-one laughs at poor Fozzie
G F C G F C
And Scooter's pissed 'cause Rowlf is always late
CHORUS 2:
Dm G
| e] 111111 333333 |
| B] 333333 333333 |
| G] 222222 000000 |
| D] 000000 000000 | (x2) |
| A] 222222 |
| E] 333333 |
Dm F C G
| e] 111111 111111 000000 3~~~ |
| B] 333333 111111 111111 0~~~ |
| G] 222222 222222 000000 0~~~ |
| D] 000000 333333 222222 0~~~ |
| A] 333333 2~~~ |
| E] 3~~~ |
Dm G
Oh, Jim Henson's dead and gone
Dm G
But his muppets will live on
Dm F C G
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not easy being...
N/C
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, 12!
INTERLUDE:
G F C
| e] 3 3333 000 0000 |
| B] 0 0000 111 1111 |
| G] 0 0000 222 0000 |
| D] 0 0000 333 2222 | (x2) |
| A] 2 2222 3333 |
| E] 3 3333 |
VERSE 3:
G F C
| e] 3 3333 000 0000 |
| B] 0 0000 111 1111 |
| G] 0 0000 222 0000 |
| D] 0 0000 333 2222 | (x8) |
| A] 2 2222 3333 |
| E] 3 3333 |
G F C
Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork
G F C
To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, bork, bork, bork!"
G F C G F C
And Cookie Monster wants another bite
G F C
Yeah, and Big Bird, well he just can't see
G F C
Why the two old guys in the balcony
G F C G F C
Think Snufalufagus is out of sight
CHORUS 3:
Dm G
| e] 111111 333333 |
| B] 333333 333333 |
| G] 222222 000000 |
| D] 000000 000000 | (x2) |
| A] 222222 |
| E] 333333 |
Dm F C G
| e] 111111 111111 000000 3 3333~~~ |
| B] 333333 111111 111111 0 0000~~~ |
| G] 222222 222222 000000 0 0000~~~ |
| D] 000000 333333 222222 0 0000~~~ |
| A] 333333 2 2222~~~ |
| E] 3 3333~~~ |
Dm G
Oh, Jim Henson's dead and gone
Dm G
But his muppets will live on
Dm F C G
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not easy being green
CHORUS 4:
Dm G
| e] 111111 333333 |
| B] 333333 333333 |
| G] 222222 000000 |
| D] 000000 000000 | (x2) |
| A] 222222 |
| E] 333333 |
Dm F C G
| e] 1 1111 1 111 0~~~ | 0~ |
| B] 3 3333 1 111 1~~~ | 0 |
| G] 2 2222 2 222 0~~~ | 0 |
| D] 0 0000 3 333 2~~~ | |
| A] 3~~~ | |
| E] | 3 |
Dm G
Oh, Jim Henson's dead and gone
Dm G
But his muppets will live on
Dm F C G
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not easy being... green
OUTRO:
G Fmaj7 C
| e] 3 | |
| B] 0 0 | 1 1 |
| G] 0 0 0 | 2 0 0 |
| D] 0 | 3 2 | (x4) |
| A] | 3 |
| E] 3 | |
Gm G9 Gsus4 G Gm G9 Gsus4 G
| e] 3 3 | 3 | 3 3 | 3~~~ |
| B] 3 3 | 3 3 3 | 3 3 | 3 3~~~ |
| G] 3 0 2 | 0 0 | 3 0 2 | 0 0~~~ |
| D] 3 | | 3 | 0~~~ |
| A] | 3 | | 3 2~~~ |
| E] | 3 | | 3~~~ |
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20. I N T R O ( A T r i b u t e t o M u l t i g r a i n B u n )
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N/A
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21. G a y
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CHORDS USED:
A D D/C# D/B Dsus2 Em11 G
| e] 0 2 2 2 0 2 3 |
| B] 2 3 3 3 2 3 0 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 3 0 0 |
| D] 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 |
| A] 0 4 2 0 2 |
| E] 3 |
INTRO:
D Dsus2 D Em11 D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~ 22222 |
| B] 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~ 33333 |
| G] 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~ 00000 |
| D] 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~ 00000 |
| A] 0~~ 0~ 00000 |
| E] |
D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| B] 33333 3 33333 33333 3 33333 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 22222 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 0 00000 00000 0 00000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00000 |
| E] |
VERSE 1:
D D/C# D/B D Bm Bm7 G A
| e] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 2 222 2 222 3 333 000000 |
| B] 3 333 3 333 3 333 333333 3 333 3 333 0 000 222222 |
| G] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 4 444 4 444 0 000 222222 |
| D] 0 000 0 000 0 000 000000 4 444 4 444 0 000 222222 | (x2) |
| A] 4 444 2 222 2 222 0 000 2 222 000000 |
| E] 3 333 |
D D/C# D/B D
Here we are, dear old friend
Bm Bm7 G A
You and I, drunk again
D D/C# D/B D
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm7 G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head
CHORUS 1:
D A Bm G
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 3 33333 |
| B] 33333 2 22222 33333 0 00000 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 44444 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 2 22222 44444 0 00000 | (x3) |
| A] 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| E] 3 33333 |
A G A
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 3 0 |
| B] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 2 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 2 |
| D] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 2~ |
| A] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2~ 0~ |
| E] 3~ |
D A Bm G
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A G A
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
INTERLUDE 1:
D Dsus2 D Em11 D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~ 22222 |
| B] 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~ 33333 |
| G] 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~ 00000 |
| D] 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~ 00000 |
| A] 0~~ 0~ 00000 |
| E] |
VERSE 2:
D D/C# D/B D Bm Bm7 G A
| e] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 2 222 2 222 3 333 000000 |
| B] 3 333 3 333 3 333 333333 3 333 3 333 0 000 222222 |
| G] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 4 444 4 444 0 000 222222 |
| D] 0 000 0 000 0 000 000000 4 444 4 444 0 000 222222 |
| A] 4 444 2 222 2 222 0 000 2 222 000000 |
| E] 3 333 |
D D/C# D/B D Bm Bm7 G A
| e] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 2 222 2 222 3333 0 00000 |
| B] 3 333 3 333 3 333 333333 3 333 3 333 0000 2 22222 |
| G] 2 222 2 222 2 222 222222 4 444 4 444 0000 2 22222 |
| D] 0 000 0 000 0 000 000000 4 444 4 444 0000 2 22222 |
| A] 4 444 2 222 2 222 0 000 2222 0 00000 |
| E] 3333 |
D D/C# D/B D
It's not that I don't care, I do
Bm Bm7 G A
I just don't see myself in you...
D D/C# D/B D
Another time, another scene
Bm Bm7 G A
I'd be right behind you - if you know what I mean! 'Cause...
CHORUS 2:
D A Bm G
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 3 33333 |
| B] 33333 2 22222 33333 0 00000 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 44444 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 2 22222 44444 0 00000 | (x3) |
| A] 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| E] 3 33333 |
A G A
| e] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 3 0 |
| B] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 2 |
| G] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 0 2 |
| D] 2 2 2 2 2 2 22 2~ |
| A] 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 2~ 0~ |
| E] 3~ |
D A Bm G
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole- being
D A Bm G
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
A G A
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my... hand
INTERLUDE 2:
D Dsus2 D Em11 D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~ 22222 |
| B] 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~~ 3 33 3~ 33333 |
| G] 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~~ 2 22 2~~ 2 22 0~ 00000 |
| D] 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~~ 0 00 0~ 00000 |
| A] 0~~ 0~ 00000 |
| E] |
D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| B] 33333 3 33333 33333 3 33333 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 22222 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 0 00000 00000 0 00000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00000 |
| E] |
BRIDGE:
D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| B] 33333 3 33333 33333 3 33333 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 22222 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 0 00000 00000 0 00000 | (x3) |
| A] 0 00000 |
| E] |
D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 22222 0 00000 2 222 2 222 |
| B] 33333 3 33333 3 333 3 333 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 2 222 0 000 |
| D] 00000 0 00000 0 000 0 000 |
| A] 0 000 |
| E] |
D Dsus2 D Em11
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D Em11
I've never been intimate with your fist...
D Dsus2 D Em11
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2 D Em11
Get over here and drop your drawers!
OUTRO:
D Dsus2 D Em11
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 2 22222 |
| B] 33333 3 33333 33333 3 33333 |
| G] 22222 2 22222 22222 0 00000 |
| D] 00000 0 00000 00000 0 00000 | (x3) |
| A] 0 00000 |
| E] |
D Dsus2 D Em11 D
| e] 22222 0 00000 22222 2 22222 2~~~ |
| B] 33333 3 33333 33333 3 33333 3~~~ |
| G] 22222 2 22222 22222 0 00000 2~~~ |
| D] 00000 0 00000 00000 0 00000 0~~~ |
| A] 0 00000 |
| E] |
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22. W a l k e n I I I
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N/A
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23. [ B O N U S ] K i t t e n
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CHORDS USED:
A C D Dsus2 Em G #
| e] 0 0 0 2 0 3 0 |
| B] 2 1 3 3 0 0 0 |
| G] 2 0 2 2 0 0 0 |
| D] 2 2 0 0 2 0 0 |
| A] 0 3 2 2 0 |
| E] 0 3 |
INTRO:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x4) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
VERSE 1:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x8) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin'
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
Mark my words, 'cause from where I'm sittin'
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten
INTERLUDE:
Em C Em C
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 00000000 |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 000000 000000 111111 11111111 |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 00000000 |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 22222222 |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 222222 222222 333333 33333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
VERSE 2:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x8) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
I know the law, you can kill a kitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten
INTERLUDE:
Em C
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 |
CHORUS 1:
Em C Em C D
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 2~~~ |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 000000 000000 111111 3~~~ |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 2~~~ |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 0~~~ |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 222222 222222 333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
Em C
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine
Em C D
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
N/C
Kill a kitten
INTERLUDE 2:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
VERSE 2:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x8) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
And I'll quote the bible, 'cause that's where it's written
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
"If ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten"...
INTERLUDE:
Em C
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 |
CHORUS 1:
Em C
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 | (x3) |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 |
Em C Em C D
| e] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 2~~~ |
| B] 000000 000000 111111 111111 000000 000000 111111 3~~~ |
| G] 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 000000 2~~~ |
| D] 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 222222 0~~~ |
| A] 222222 222222 333333 333333 222222 222222 333333 |
| E] 000000 000000 000000 000000 |
Em C
Flush him down the can, hit him with your van
Em C
Throw him at a train, make him snort cocaine
Em C
Drown him in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Em C
Stick some TNT up his cat booty
Em C D
Do what you must do, as long as you...
N/C
Kill a kitten
INTERLUDE 2:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
A # A #
| e] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 |
| B] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 |
| G] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 |
| D] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 | (x2) |
| A] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 |
| E] |
BRIDGE:
A # A #
| e] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 |
| B] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 |
| G] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 |
| D] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 |
| A] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 |
| E] |
A O A O A
| e] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 0~~~ 00000000 |
| B] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 2~~~ 22222222 |
| G] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 2~~~ 22222222 |
| D] 2 22 2222 000 2 22 2222 000 2~~~ 22222222 |
| A] 0 00 0000 000 0 00 0000 000 0~~~ 00000000 |
| E] |
A #
Killing kittens isn't easy
A O
And if the thought makes you feel queasy
A O
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
A
And kill a puppy dog instead!
INTERLUDE 2:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x2) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
OUTRO:
Em C G Dsus2
| e] 000 000 333 0000 |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 | (x7) |
| A] 222 333 222 |
| E] 000 333 |
Em C G Dsus2 Em
| e] 000 000 333 0000 0~~~ |
| B] 000 111 000 3333 0~~~ |
| G] 000 000 000 2222 0~~~ |
| D] 222 222 000 0000 2~~~ |
| A] 222 333 222 2~~~ |
| E] 000 333 0~~~ |
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
A little furry kitten, you gotta kill that kitten
Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2 Em C G Dsus2
Kill a kitten, Kill a kitten, Kill a kitten, kill a kitten
Em
Gotta kill it....
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A n y Q u e s t i o n s ?
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that is absolutely fine. However, 100% accuracy cannot ever be ensured, but a good
90-95% of the content in here certainly is.
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