Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
C Am C Am C Am F G
VerseCIt's college Amtime again, SCeptember's aAmlmost here. CHanging with Amfreshman girls, fFrat parties kGegs of beer. CI see I girl AmI've wanted, mCake sure it's DAmelta Kai, CWe take some AmOxycotton, anFd then we're Ggetting high.
PrechorusFAnd then as I Gundress herF, inside my sGibulus... FShe says but Gwait, professor, this Gwasn't Aon the BsyllaCbus!
ChorusCI'm a Ambad pCroAmfessorC, I'm a Ambad prCofAmessor CTen year Amtitty caCresAmser, I'm a Gbad, baFd bad
VerseTutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants I love her student body, she wants a better grade, I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid Prechrous: Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!
ChorusI'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference-- I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser, I'm a bad, bad, bad.