Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

It's college time again, September's almost here.

Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.

I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,

We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.

Prechorus

And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...

She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!

Chorus

I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor

Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad

Verse

Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance

Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants

I love her student body, she wants a better grade,

I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid

Prechrous:

Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram

But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!

Chorus

I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--

I'm a bad professor

Your money's on the dresser,

I'm a bad, bad, bad.