Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1 Lyrics:
The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.
The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.
Chorus 1
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.
And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.
And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.
Chorus 2
And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap
And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge
Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.
Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3
Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.
When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note