AI bought a Ggerbil at the Dpetting Czoo AIf Richard GGere can do it, DI can Ctoo. AI get unGdressed and I Dstart to Clube AI stick the Ggerbil in the Dend of the Ctube. B♭Wondering just Ahow he'll feel will he B♭like it better than his Alittle wheel B♭careful now he's Aright beside me B♭one more inch and Che's inside me DGO!F!! D FGerbil Dgo! F D FStandard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
CDBurrow Fharder, Dburrow Fdeeper Dbe my Flittle Dchimney Fsweeper Done thing FI forDgot Fabout C N/C how am I supposed to get you out so Anow my Ggerbils on Deasy Cstreet Ait's warm and Gcozy and there's Dplenty to Ceat Athe situatGion is Dbeyond my Ccontrol Agotta find a Gway to get himD out of his Chole. B♭I tried crowbars AI tried wires B♭I almost got him with a Apair of pliers B♭I tried cheese but Ahe's not biting B♭I wish this wasn't Aso exciting DGo!F!! D GeFrbil GoD!!! F D F
CDJesus, FI am Dsuch a Fsucker DPlease get Fout you Dfury Ffuuuahhh! DI think FI am gDetting Fill C N/C suddenly he's very very still ANow it's too Glate my Dgerbil Cdied AI guess I haveG committed DgerbaCcide Ahere's some Gadvice Dit's very clear Ccut Aif you love yourG gerbil.D..don't stick him Cup your Abutt dConon't stick him up your butt little furry gerbil in your booty hole don't stick him up your booma whomma wam (start babbling to the music, kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind) Yeah!