Standard (EADGBE)

Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|

Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|

D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|

Intro

Here we are, dear old friends

You and i, drunk again

laughs have been had and tears have been shed

maybe the whisky has gone to my head

Chorus

but if i were gay

i would give you my heart

and if i were gay

you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay

we would swim in romance

but im not gay

so get your hand out of my pants

Intro

2x- , , , *

Verse

Its not that i dont care, i do

i just dont see myself in you

another time, another scene

i'd be right behind you

if you know what i mean

Chorus

cuz if i were gay

i would give you my soul

and if i were gay

i would give you my whole being

and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls

But I'm Not gay

so wont you stop cupping my...hand

Intro

2x- , , , *

we've never hugged,we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your fist

But you have opened brand new doors

get over here and

drop your Drawers

I got this from studying the comedy central presents. This is pretty much exactly the

he plays it... During the part in the chorus, "But I'm not gay..." Play the A and the G

eigth notes. Happy Hunting.