Stephen Lynch - Love Song If I Had A Tab

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If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for 2

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And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you

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If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee
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And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be

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But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship

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So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip

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And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace

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So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face
And also, I have herpes!

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