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+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +

+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +

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NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings

with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song

is a barré or power chord.

CHORDS USED

Intro

Verse 1

It's College time again, September's almost here

Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer

I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi

We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high

Pre-chorus 1

And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus

She says, "But wait, Professor.

This wasn't on the syllabus?"...

Chorus 1

I'm the bad professor

I'm the bad professor!

A tenured titty caresser

I'm a bad, bad man...

Interlude

Verse 2

Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance

"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.

I love her student body, she wants a better grade

I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...

Pre-chorus 2

"I hope you've boned up for your midterm

If you want, I can help you cram

Don't give a shit about the essay-test

So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...

Chorus 2

I'm the bad professor,

I'm the bad professor!

Your money's on the dresser

I'm a bad, bad... man!