Stephen Lynch - Mixer At Delta Chi Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


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NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.

       CHORDS USED

    C   A  F5  A♭5  G5 B♭5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|

Intro
C   A
C   A   F5   A♭5

Verse 1
ICt's College tAime again, SCeptember's Aalmost here
HCanging with frAeshmen girls,F5 frat party kA♭5egs of beer
CI see a gAirl I'm wanting, mCixer at DAelta Chi
CWe take some Aoxycontin;F5 Dave Matthew gA♭5ettin' high

Pre-chorus 1
G5And then asF5 I undress her,G5 and start my stF5imulus
G5She says, "But wF5ait, Professor.
TG5his wasn't A♭5on the sB♭5yllabCus?".A..

Chorus 1
CI'm the bAad profCessor A
CI'm the bAad profCessor!A
CA tenured tAitty carCesser A
CI'm a A♭5bad, bG5ad mCan..A.

Interlude
C   A

Verse 2
TCutor her at mAy apartment, tCurns into Aa slow dance
"HCey baby, whAat's your minor? GF5ot your majorA♭5in' my pants.
CI love her stAudent body, sChe wants a bAetter grade
CI say, "If yAou roll over F5I'll throw in FinA♭5ancial Aid.G5..

Pre-chorus 2
G5"I hope you've boned up fF5or your midterm
G5If you want, I can hF5elp you cram
DG5on't give a shF5it about the essay-tG5est
So let's skip it and A♭5get to the B♭5oral exCam!".A..

Chorus 2
CI'm the bAad profCessor,A
CI'm the bAad profCessor!A
YCour money's Aon the drCesser A
IC'm a A♭5bad, bG5ad... mCan!