Stephen Lynch - Pierre Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro dialogue
I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know..
we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and
he goes “Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you
can’t write a song about.” I said “Alright fucker, let's hear
it, what da ya got?” And he goes “ How ‘bout, uh, a homeless
guy.” And I said “easy”. And he said “who is French
” LAUGHTER
  Let’s give it a shot.. If this doesn’t go over I owe him a
lot of money.

My Amstory is so Etiresome

Back in EFrance I was rich as theyAm come

But I Flost all my wealth and my Cgood mental health
Now I Elive with zee filth and zee Amscum

I’m PiDmerre the only French Cbum in New GYork
When I Dmopen my Boone’s Farm I Cstill schniff zee Gcork.
So Dmhave you a quarter, I’m Cbegging you Gplease
I have to Fhave Ewine with my Amgovernment cheese.

I Amreally should bid you Eadieu

I’m Efeeling a bit sac le Amblu

My Flife is a hell I give Coff a bad smell
but I’m EFrench oh that’s always been Amtrue. PIU!!!

FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to
figure it out and play it for my friends an fam.
This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord.
I use this site often especially for Lynch chords
so I felt that it would be right to give back.