Standard (EADGBE)

She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile

And she's flashing it right at me

She's got a wink, a wink across the bar

and I know that's meant to be.

She's got a walk, oh she's walking over

and I think this could be my day.

She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend

Why she standing in her way?

Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock

Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna

block the c**k

Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend,

But I cannot compete with your big fat friend

So big fat friend, ah we meet again,

You won't leave her alone

you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments

while you're sucking on a chicken bone

I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree

See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend

So what that you're a cow (non discriminating friend)

I'll nail you any how.

I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds

But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.

Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end

Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend