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T h e S i d e k i c k
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
CHORDS USED:
A D G
| e] 0 2 3 |
| B] 2 3 0 |
| G] 2 2 0 |
| D] 2 0 0 |
| A] 0 2 |
| E] 3 |
INTRO:
A G D
| e] 0~~~ 3~~~ 2~~~ |
| B] 2~~~ 0~~~ 3~~~ |
| G] 2~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| D] 2~~~ 0~~~ 0~~~ | (x2) |
| A] 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| E] 3~~~ |
G A G D
| e] 3333 0~~~ 3~~~ 2~~~ |
| B] 3333 2~~~ 0~~~ 3~~~ |
| G] 0000 2~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| D] 0000 2~~~ 0~~~ 0~~~ |
| A] 2222 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| E] 3333 3~~~ |
A G D
| e] 0~ 3~~~ 2~~~ |
| B] 2~ 0~~~ 3~~~ |
| G] 2~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| D] 2~ 0~~~ 0~~~ |
| A] 0~ 2~~~ |
| E] 3~~~ |
A G D
You wanna be a Sidekick? You know you wouldn't get paid?
A G D G A
So why you wanna do it? You think it might get you laid?
G D
I tell you what, my old friend, I can see that it means a lot
A G D
If you wanna be a sidekick - Joberg, let's see what you got...
VERSE 1:
A G D A
| e] x xx xxxx xx 33333333333 22222222222 x xx xxxx xx |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 33333333333 2 22 xxxx 22 |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 22222222222 2 22 xxxx 22 |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 00000000000 2 22 xxxx 22 |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 22222222222 0 00 xxxx 00 |
| E] 33333333333 |
N/C A
I'll be Tenacious' Kyle, Eminem's Dr. Dre
G
I'll be the guy you talk about in "If I were Gay"
D
I'll be the Judas to the Jesus; but I'll be loyal
A
When we're down in South Beach, I'll rub your back with oil
VERSE 2:
A G D A G
| e] x xx xxxx xx 33333333333 22222222222 xxxxxxxxxxx 333 |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 33333333333 22222222222 000 |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 22222222222 22222222222 000 |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 00000000000 22222222222 000 |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 22222222222 00000000000 222 |
| E] 33333333333 333 |
A
Butch to your Son, and Luke Duke to your Bo
G
I'll be motherfucking Stedman - You mean Oprah's ho?
D
I'll Run the D.M.C. while you "Walk This Way"
A G
Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, "Say Say Say"
CHORUS 1:
A G D G
| e] 000000 333333 222222222 333 |
| B] 222222 000000 333333333 333 |
| G] 222222 000000 222222222 000 |
| D] 222222 000000 000000000 000 | (x2) |
| A] 000000 222222 222 |
| E] 333333 333 |
A G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
VERSE 3:
A G D A
| e] x xx xxxx xx 33333333333 22222222222 x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 33333333333 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 22222222222 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 00000000000 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 22222222222 0 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| E] 33333333333 |
A
Now I'll be Eddie Haskell, you can be my fucking Beaver
G
Well you can be my Boner and I'll be Mike Seaver
D
You are the Wonder Twins and I'll be your Gleek
A
I'll form up André The Giant; shape up The Iron Sheik
VERSE 4:
A G D A G
| e] x xx xxxx xx 33333333333 22222222222 x xxxxxxxxxx 333 |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 33333333333 2 xxxxxxxxxx 000 |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 22222222222 2 xxxxxxxxxx 000 |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 00000000000 2 xxxxxxxxxx 000 |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 22222222222 0 xxxxxxxxxx 222 |
| E] 33333333333 333 |
A
You're the Coach to my John, I'll be the Cody to Zack
G
I'll even be your G-string if you be my butt crack
D
I am The Lone Ranger, and you be Tonto
A G
Stop fucking around, let's hit this chorus pronto!
CHORUS 2:
A G D G
| e] 000000 333333 222222222 333 |
| B] 222222 000000 333333333 333 |
| G] 222222 000000 222222222 000 |
| D] 222222 000000 000000000 000 | (x2) |
| A] 000000 222222 222 |
| E] 333333 333 |
A G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
INTERLUDE:
A G D G
| e] 000000 333333 222222222 333 |
| B] 222222 000000 333333333 333 |
| G] 222222 000000 222222222 000 |
| D] 222222 000000 000000000 000 | (x2) |
| A] 000000 222222 222 |
| E] 333333 333 |
A G D
How'm I doing so far in our little sidekick duet?
G A G D G
Oooh, I'm still undecided - but the song ain't quite done yet!
VERSE 5:
A G D A
| e] x xx xxxx xx 33333333333 22222222222 x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 33333333333 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 22222222222 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 00000000000 00000000000 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 22222222222 0 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
| E] 33333333333 |
A
Well, Maverick to Deuce, the TuPac to Biggie
G
The Chauncey to the Fonsi, and the Lenny to the Squiggy
D
The Pippen to Jordan, the Friends to the Barney
A
I'm the hot Wilson sister - And I'm... Fat Carnie?
VERSE 6:
A G D A G
| e] x xx xxxx xx 3333 xxxx 33 22222222222 000000000 333 |
| B] 2 22 xxxx 22 0000 xxxx 00 33333333333 222222222 000 |
| G] 2 22 xxxx 22 0000 xxxx 00 22222222222 222222222 000 |
| D] 2 22 xxxx 22 0000 xxxx 00 00000000000 222222222 000 |
| A] 0 00 xxxx 00 2222 xxxx 22 000000000 222 |
| E] 3333 xxxx 33 333 |
A
Jack Triplett to Larry, Brandon to Dillon
G
Jay to Silent Bob, gonorrhea - penicillin!
D
I'll be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo
A G
Well, I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew, yeah!
CHORUS 3:
A G D
| e] 000000 333333 222222222222 |
| B] 222222 000000 333333333333 |
| G] 222222 000000 222222222222 |
| D] 222222 000000 000000000000 |
| A] 000000 222222 |
| E] 333333 |
A G D
| e] 000000 333333 2222 |
| B] 222222 000000 3333 |
| G] 222222 000000 2222 |
| D] 222222 000000 0000 |
| A] 000000 222222 |
| E] 333333 |
A G
Here's the song called "The Sidekick"
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A G
A little song called "The Sidekick"
D
And it might just kick some-
INTERLUDE [Spoken/conversation]:
N/C
David: -Woah, woah!
Stephen: What? I'm trying to do the riff that I was working on. "Might just kick-"
David: -No, the riff is good.
Stephen: "Might just kick some ass!-"
David: -No, that's fine! The riff is good.
Stephen: What?
David: The riff, it's good.
Stephen: .. Thank you.
David: You're welcome...
Stephen: ... Why are we stopping?
David: "I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew?"
Stephen: ... Oh, God. I'm sorry. I forgot: Josefsberg... Knock-kock.
David: Who's there?
Stephen: The Gestapo...
David: The Gestap-
Stephen: -We ask the questions around here!
David: .....
Stephen: See? It's a little Nazi Knock-Knock joke! Haha!
David: ... Six million of my people died. [David walks offstage.]
BRIDGE [Sung slowly]:
A G D
| e] 0~~~ 3~~~ 2~~~ |
| B] 2~~~ 0~~~ 3~~~ |
| G] 2~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| D] 2~~~ 0~~~ 0~~~ |
| A] 0~~~ 2~~~ |
| E] 3~~~ |
G A G D G A
| e] 3333 0~~~ 3~~~ 2~~~ 3333 0~~~ |
| B] 3333 2~~~ 0~~~ 3~~~ 3333 2~~~ |
| G] 0000 2~~~ 0~~~ 2~~~ 0000 2~~~ |
| D] 0000 2~~~ 0~~~ 0~~~ 0000 2~~~ |
| A] 2222 0~~~ 2~~~ 2222 0~~~ |
| E] 3333 3~~~ 3333 |
A G
Here's the song... for the sidekick
D G
And a song that fucking kicked ass...
A G
A little song for the sidekick...
D G A
And it might haved kicked some ass...
CHORUS 4: [David walks onstage, singing along. Pace gradually picks up.]
G D G
| e] 3 3333 2 2222222 333 |
| B] 0 0000 3 3333333 333 |
| G] 0 0000 2 2222222 000 |
| D] 0 0000 0 0000000 000 |
| A] 2 2222 222 |
| E] 3 3333 333 |
A G D G
| e] 0 0000 333333 222222222 333 |
| B] 2 2222 000000 333333333 333 |
| G] 2 2222 000000 222222222 000 |
| D] 2 2222 000000 000000000 000 |
| A] 0 0000 222222 222 |
| E] 333333 333 |
G
Here's the song for the sidekick
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass...
A G
A little song for the sidekick
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
CHORUS 5:
A G D G
| e] 000000 333333 222222222 333 |
| B] 222222 000000 333333333 333 |
| G] 222222 000000 222222222 000 |
| D] 222222 000000 000000000 000 | (x2) |
| A] 000000 222222 222 |
| E] 333333 333 |
A G
Here's the song called 'The Sidekick'
D G
And a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A G
A little song called 'The Sidekick'
D G
And it might just kick some ass!
OUTRO:
A G D A
| e] xxx xxxx xxx 333 xxxx 333 222 xxxx 222 0~~~ |
| B] 222 xxxx 222 000 xxxx 000 333 xxxx 333 2~~~ |
| G] 222 xxxx 222 000 xxxx 000 222 xxxx 222 2~~~ |
| D] 222 xxxx 222 000 xxxx 000 000 xxxx 000 2~~~ |
| A] 000 xxxx 000 222 xxxx 222 0~~~ |
| E] 333 xxxx 333 |
A
Salt - pepper, brie - cheddar
G
Simon - Garfunkel, cosby - sweater
D
Ham - sandwich, 'Mama' - Cass
A
That's 'The Sidekick' song and it fucking kicks ass...
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