Ugly Baby Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

A F♯m

Asus4

Bm

E

D

Intro

A Asus4

Verse 1

My lBmady give biErth tAoday

I rBmun to her roEom right aAway

She smBmiles with gElee, and hF♯mands her to mDe

I loDok at my newborn and sEay

Chorus

DaAmn thats an uBmgly baEby

DaAmn thats an uBmgly ass bEaby

I'm feBmeling quite conEcerned, my seF♯mmen must have tuDrned

Cause dDamn that's an ugEly baAby

Intro

Verse 2

Same as verse 1

This is just what I feared

Her head is mishapen and wierd

She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Chorus

Damn thats an ugly baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in

Cause damn thats and ugly baby

Bridge

And wBmhen she smiles I find

AShame McGallen coEmes to mind

ItBm makes me want to cry

AWhen I look into her Egood eye

BmI always wanted kids

AIs it wrong to hEope for SIDS

TBmhe doctor calles me in

AMr. Lynch she has a twEin

Chorus

Damn that's a good lookin baby

One for two on the good lookin babys

Now I start to weep, this one we can keep

Cause that was an ugly baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye

And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh

The thought of changing her diaper each day

Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way

I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

Chorus

Thats it. Later.