Standard guitar tuning:EADGBECapo on 1 fret
Verse 1My lBmady give biErth tAoday I rBmun to her roEom right aAway She smBmiles with gElee, and hF♯mands her to mDe I loDok at my newborn and sEay
ChorusDaAmn thats an uBmgly baEby DaAmn thats an uBmgly ass bEaby I'm feBmeling quite conEcerned, my seF♯mmen must have tuDrned Cause dDamn that's an ugEly baAby
Verse 2Same as verse 1 This is just what I feared Her head is mishapen and wierd She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big But her hair color doesn't match her beard
ChorusDamn thats an ugly baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in Cause damn thats and ugly baby
BridgeAnd wBmhen she smiles I find AShame McGallen coEmes to mind ItBm makes me want to cry AWhen I look into her Egood eye BmI always wanted kids AIs it wrong to hEope for SIDS TBmhe doctor calles me in AMr. Lynch she has a twEin
ChorusDamn that's a good lookin baby One for two on the good lookin babys Now I start to weep, this one we can keep Cause that was an ugly baby Ending: Play like the chorus She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh The thought of changing her diaper each day Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way I think I could get a good price on Ebay...
ChorusThats it. Later.