Standard (EADGBE)
I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could cry
I tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I've soiled my good name
By the look upon your face
[Strumming picks up it's pace]
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
[pause]
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad
No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad
[pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
Talk to me dad
Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it
Well please calm down and don't get mad
[pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
It's not that bad
It's not that bad
Talk to me dad
When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes and don't be sad
[pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
[pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that-
[pause]
Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
Talk to me dad
Outro
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[ring out on G]