Standard (EADGBE)
Mr Soft, turn around and force the world
To watch the things you're going through
Mr Soft, believe everything they tell you
And be damned if theres a thankyou
You paint everything so cruel
Coming on like Mr Cool
Paint your face and shut the gate
No-one's coming home till late
Ooh-la!... Cha
Dont you know, life gets tedious enough
Without this extra grudge to bear
You so slow, shift your ideas, make your mind up
In a jiffy, let's be fair
We'll be taking off tonight
Turn off your eyes and shut the light
Youre the most, youre so unreal
We'd all be dead without your spiel!
Ooh la! Uh, take it!
Solo
Mr Soft, go to town and bring the dawn in
In the morning, on your way
Mr Soft, put your feet upon the waters
And play Jesus for the day
And you begin to hear them mumble
Spot the Starman, rough-and-tumble
Fight the good fight, sling your axe
Watch the speaker lead the packs
Ooh! Here we go again...