Standard (EADGBE)

Ooooooooooooh, ooooooh oooooooh

Some people think they're always right,

Others are quiet and uptight

Others, they seem so very nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, oh oh,

Inside they might feel sad and wrong, oh no,

29 different attributes,

Only 7 that you like, oh oh,

20 ways to see the world, oh oh,

20 ways to start a fight, oh oh,

a-don't don't don't get up!

ch-ch-ch-ch I can't see the sunshine,

Woah, I'll be waiting for you baby,

'cos I'm through.

Sit me down,

Shut me up,

I'll calm down,

And I'll get along with you.

Ooooooooooooh, ooooooh oooooooh

Oh, men don't notice what they got,

Women think of that a lot,

One thousand ways to please your man, oh oh,

Not even one requires a plan, I know.

And countless odd religions too,

It doesn't matter which you choose, oh no,

One stubborn way to turn your back, oh oh,

This I've tried and I refuse, oh oh,

Don't don't don't get up!

ch-ch-ch-ch I can't see the sunshine,

Woah, I'll be waiting for you baby,

'cos I'm through.

Sit me down,

Shut me up,

I'll calm down,

And I'll get along with you.

For the outro i usually do the same rhythm with the tab:

Which I think is what he plays in the verse of the regular version of the song.