Tenacious D - Explosivo Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


       C5                      A♭5           B♭5
e------------------------------------------
b------------------------------------------
g---5--5------5-5------------------------
d---5--5------5-5-----6--6--6-----8--8   Play twice before singing .
a---3--3------3-3-----6--6--6-----8--8
e-----------------------4--4--4-----6--6
Here is the switch up part on that, it comes at the end of each "verse"
       C5                     A♭5      G5
e------------------------------------------
b------------------------------------------
g---5--5------5-5------------------------
d---5--5------5-5-----6--6----5--5   .
a---3--3------3-3-----6--6----5--5
e-----------------------4--4----3--3

Lyrics with guitar:
CClimb upon my faithful steed, then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big assed steed, and ride, ride, ride.
C5              A♭5  B♭5    C    A♭5   B♭5       C   A♭5  G
Heeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeee eee
C5What's the name of the song? ExplosivoA♭5!               B♭5
C5Don't know what it's about but its gooA♭5d to go         B♭5
C5What's the name of my girlfriend? I doA♭5n't know        B♭5
C5But she's built like the shit, and sheA♭5's good to go   B♭5
C5go she's good to go, she's goA♭5od to go        G5

C5We are fueled by satan yes we're schooA♭5led by satan    B♭5                       C5
A♭5Schooled by satan!,B♭5
C5writin' those tasty riffs jusA♭5t as fast as canB♭5         C5
A♭5Fueled by satan!B♭5

Part II: This is a little different but not too difficult.  Its rhythmic so listen to the song for the rhythm.
     C5                  E♭5     F5
e------------------------------------
b------------------------------------
g--5--5--5--5-----8-8----10---10
d--5--5--5--5-----8-8----10---10
a--3--3--3--3-----6-6-----8----8-
e------------------------------------

C5We were the inventors of the cE♭5osmic astral code  F5
C5We've come to blow you aE♭5way, we've come to blow yourF5 nose
C5We've come to fuckin' bloE♭5w, we've come to blow the show.      F5
C5We've come to fuckin' blowE♭5 you know it you know it!F5

 Ba

C5              A♭5  B♭5    C    A♭5   B♭5       C   A♭5  G
Heeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeee eee
C5What's the name of the song? ExplosivoA♭5!               B♭5
C5Don't know what it's about but its gooA♭5d to go         B♭5

(back to part II): just play the chords and the words come in at varied times, the chords get progressively faster until its madness.

I am not one of you
i come from a distance time
I am known as the angel crrrrusher
These pics that I give you
were molded in satan's cauldron.
Take these pics, they're souvenir satan pics.

Explosivo!