Tenacious D - Kickapoo Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro  Dm    Am    F  C G

A lDmong ass fuckin' time ago,
In Dma town called Kickapoo,
ThAmere lived a humble family
ReAmligious through and through.
ButF yea there was a black sheep,
And he kCnew just what to Gdo.
HisDm name was young J.B.
AndDm he refused to step in-line.
A Amvision he did see of
FuAmcking rocking all the time.
He Fwrote a tasty jam
And all Cthe planets did alGign.      G
Oh the Amdragon's balls were blazin'
As I stCepped into his cave.
Then I Gsliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a B♭long and shiny blade!
Twas I Amwho fucked the dragon,
FuckaliCzing fuckaloo!
And if Gyou try to fuck with me,
Then I B♭shall fuck you too!Am
CGotta get it oGn in the party zonAe!Asus4      A        Asus4              A                Asus4
CI gots to shoot Ga load in the party zonAe!Asus4      A        Asus4              A                Asus4
CGotta lick a tGoad in a party zone! A   Asus4         A           Asus4                 A                   Asus4
CGotta suck a cGhode in the party zonAe!Asus4      A        Asus4              A                Asus4

G5 C5 G5 G5   B♭5 B♭5 E♭5 B♭5 B♭5   F5 B♭5 F5 F5   A♭5 A♭5 C♯5 A♭5

You've G5disC5obeG5yedG5 my orders son,
Why weB♭5re yB♭5ou eE♭5ver B♭5bornB♭5?
Your F5broB♭5therF5's F5ten times better than you,
JA♭5esusA♭5 lovC♯5es hA♭5im more.
This G5musC5ic G5thaG5t you play for us
Comes B♭5fromB♭5 theE♭5 depB♭5ths B♭5of hell.
RockF5 anB♭5d roF5ll'F5s the devil's work,
He A♭5wantA♭5s yoC♯5u toA♭5 rebel.
You'll G5becC5omeG5 a G5mindless puppet;
BeelzeB♭5bub B♭5willE♭5 pulB♭5l thB♭5e strings!
Your F5heaB♭5rt wF5illF5 lose direction,
And chG5aosC5 itG5 wiG5ll bring.
B♭You'd better shut your Fmouth,
You better watch your G5tonC5e! G5    C5       G5
B♭You're grounded for a Fweek with no teleG5phoC5ne!G5   C5      G5
B♭Don't let me hear you crFy,
Don't let me hear you G5moaC5n! G5    C5       G5
B♭You gotta praise The FLord when you're in my G5homC5e! G5    C5       G5
GDio can you hear me?
I am B♭lost and so alone...
I'm Faskin' for your guidance,
Won't youA♭ come down from your throne?
I Gneed a tight compadre
Who willB♭ teach me how to rock.
My FFather thinks you're evil,
But man, A♭he can suck a cock.
GRock is not the devil's work,
It's B♭magical and rad.
I'll Fnever rock as long as I am
SGtuck here with my Dad...

G5 G5 G5 G5   B♭5 B♭5B♭5 B♭5   F5 F5F5 F5   A♭5 A♭5 A♭5 A♭5

I C5hear you brave young Jables,
You are C5hungry for the rock.
But to C5learn the ancient method,
Sacred B♭5doors you must unlock.
EsC5cape your father's clutches,
On this C5oppressive neighborhood.
On a jC5ourney you must go,
To find the B♭5land of Hollywood!C5
In The CCity of Fallen Angels,
Where the Focean meets the A♭sand,
You will Cform a strong alliance,
And the Fworld's most A♭awesome band!
To Cfind your fame and fortune,
Through the Fvalley you must A♭walk.
You will Cface your inner demons.
Now Fgo my A♭5son and rock!

G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
C5 D5 E♭5 F

G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x D#5 D#5 D
C5 D5 E♭5 F

So he G5bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo

With hunger in his heart.
And he D5journeyed far and wide

To find the secrets of his art.
But in the B♭5end he knew
That he C5would find his counterpart.
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
Rooooock!
C5 D5 E♭5 F      G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
C5RayD5e-yE♭5ayayFayaye-yock.

G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
G5G5G5G5G5 x x x x E♭5 E♭5 D
C5 D5 E♭5 F  G