Standard (EADGBE)
That's the first thing I say to you
How's it goin? Are you flowing?
Listen honey:
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
Showin', growin'
Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
And squeeeeeeeeeeeze
Take off your blouse and your underpants
Then take a look
Section II
'Cause here me and KG come naked
Out of the side hatch
With the oils and perfume, and incense
(see below)Section III
Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fucks you
(Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom again)
Astring Dstring Section IV
You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about sex supreme
(bend)
We likes to cream jeans
Astring
Have you ever been worked on
Dstring (bend) Astring
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
Dstring (bend)
That's what I'm offering you
Astring
You step into our room
Dstring (bend)
And then you smell the perfumes
Astring
You lay upon our roundish bed
Dstring (bend)
And then you feel... a tickling on your head
Astring
It's KG with a feather, the French tickler
Dstring (bend)
Look out, baby -- he got the tools!
Astring
And then you feel something down by your feet
Dstring (bend)
It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes
(II) (hammer-on and pull-off) Section V
We don't mind sucking on toes
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes
(II) Section VI
Having sex with me and K.G.
(II) (hammer-ons and pull-offs) (x2) Section VII
Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!!
/ (III) (III) (II) (barre chord) Section VIII
(BOOYAHHHH!!!!!)
OKAY!!!!
Here are all of those parts that i mentioned before. I tabbed them the way that i play them and it sounds good so try it.
It isn't far from how the d play it. My friends and i play this song evertime we get together as a tradition, since its the only
one they know all the words to we usually end up doing it 6 or 7 times throughout the night. If you want me to figure out
any other songs let me know cause i'm fairly good at it.
CHORDS:In Order of Appearance
strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)
Em 7 7 9 9 8 7 Section I
E5 0 2 2 x x x Section II
Section IV: This part is tabbed the way i play it because the rythm is inconsistent if you listen to the song and that makes it hard to play
A----5»7-(x5)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Section V through Section VIII: This part is pretty basic chords just a fast rhythm that might be tough to master.
strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)
E5(II) x 7 9 9 x x Section V
D x 0 0 2 3 2(0) Hammer on and pull off from 2 to 0pen
C5(II) x 3 5 5 x x Section VI
D s a m e Section VII
F5 1 3 3 x x x Section VIII
C5(III) 8 10 10 x x x
E5(III) 12 12 14 x x x
F5(II) 13 13 15 x x x
A(II) 5 7 7 6 5 5