Standard (EADGBE)

That's the first thing I say to you

How's it goin? Are you flowing?

Listen honey:

Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you

Showin', growin'

Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze

And squeeeeeeeeeeeze

Take off your blouse and your underpants

Then take a look

Section II

'Cause here me and KG come naked

Out of the side hatch

With the oils and perfume, and incense

(see below)Section III

Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove

A funky groove to fuck to

A funky groove to fucks you

(Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom again)

Astring Dstring Section IV

You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about sex supreme

(bend)

We likes to cream jeans

Astring

Have you ever been worked on

Dstring (bend) Astring

By two guys who are hot for your snatch?

Dstring (bend)

That's what I'm offering you

Astring

You step into our room

Dstring (bend)

And then you smell the perfumes

Astring

You lay upon our roundish bed

Dstring (bend)

And then you feel... a tickling on your head

Astring

It's KG with a feather, the French tickler

Dstring (bend)

Look out, baby -- he got the tools!

Astring

And then you feel something down by your feet

Dstring (bend)

It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes

(II) (hammer-on and pull-off) Section V

We don't mind sucking on toes

Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes

(II) Section VI

Having sex with me and K.G.

(II) (hammer-ons and pull-offs) (x2) Section VII

Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!!

/ (III) (III) (II) (barre chord) Section VIII

(BOOYAHHHH!!!!!)

OKAY!!!!

Here are all of those parts that i mentioned before. I tabbed them the way that i play them and it sounds good so try it.

It isn't far from how the d play it. My friends and i play this song evertime we get together as a tradition, since its the only

one they know all the words to we usually end up doing it 6 or 7 times throughout the night. If you want me to figure out

any other songs let me know cause i'm fairly good at it.

CHORDS:In Order of Appearance

strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)

Em 7 7 9 9 8 7 Section I

E5 0 2 2 x x x Section II

Section IV: This part is tabbed the way i play it because the rythm is inconsistent if you listen to the song and that makes it hard to play

A----5»7-(x5)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Section V through Section VIII: This part is pretty basic chords just a fast rhythm that might be tough to master.

strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1)

E5(II) x 7 9 9 x x Section V

D x 0 0 2 3 2(0) Hammer on and pull off from 2 to 0pen

C5(II) x 3 5 5 x x Section VI

D s a m e Section VII

F5 1 3 3 x x x Section VIII

C5(III) 8 10 10 x x x

E5(III) 12 12 14 x x x

F5(II) 13 13 15 x x x

A(II) 5 7 7 6 5 5