Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo-dex3Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.
Intro2x: Em* G D EmThis is the ballad of GHollywood Jack and the DRage Cage EmNothing could Gstop them when Jables and Rage hit the Dstage EmAnd Hollywood Jack hit the Gbig time and when to make Dmovies EmRage Kage was left far beGhind in the dust of his Ddreams EmAnd he grumbled and Dgrowled and watched GHollywood CJack on Jay B7Leno EmHe bellowed and Dsaid he'd be Gnothing withCout help from B7Kage EmHe burned up the Dphotos of GJables and CKage doing B7mushrooms Em"Fuck him, I Ddon't need no GHollywood Cjack anyB7way" EmSo Hollywood Jack lived up Ghigh on a hill in a Dbubble EmAnd Rage Kage lived deep in the Gbroiling valley beDlow Yes, the Emrage Kage Gbubbled with rage He Dlooked at the ground And he B7looked on the stage The Emlava was throwing And Gboiling inside the old DKage B7 EmAs Hollywood DJack climbed the Gladder of Cstardom beB7fore him EmHe watched as his Dindie creGdentials flew Cright out the B7door EmHe'd make millions and Dthen he'd go Gout and he'd Cmake even B7more millions EmHe'd screen KG's Dcalls and snort Gcoke of the Cass of a B7whore EmNo one respected him CThey just rejected him GNo one would represent DKage EmLeft on the streets of his CdreamsG B7 he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage Ahahaaa
Epic flute solo4x: Em* C D
B7Then EmHollywood Jack got a Gmessage that Kage was in Dtrouble They Emsent Kage away cause he Ghad gone completely inDsane So EmHollywood Jack jumped uGpon a jetplane and Dflew all that night through the rain To Embe with his friend to Gsee what remained of his Dbrain Then EmHollywood DJack told the Gdoctors: "You Cgot to reB7trieve him!" You've Emgot the techDnology, Guse the techCniques of your B7trade He Emgrabbed their laDpels and he Gscreamed "BY CGOD YOU MUST B7SAVE HIM!" Because EmRage Kage and DI; can't you Gsee that were Cone and the B7same! Aaaah! EmRAGE KAGE! COH RAGE KAGE! There'd be Gmagic inside that old Dname And you Emknow, yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inDsane Oh EmRage Kage! Oh CRage Kage! Oh the Glion will roar once aDgain And you Emknow Yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inB7sane EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain, EmHollywood JaDck and the RaGge Kage were Cout once agB7ain.