Signs Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

And the sign sayCs long haired freaky people nAeed not apply G

So I Dtuck my hair under my hAat and I went in to ask hGim why A

BmHe said you look like a fine outstanding young Gman, I think you'll do

So I took Doff my cap and said Aimagine that, Gme working for yoAu

Chorus

DSigns, signs, everywhCere signs G

DFuckin' up the scenery, messin' my miGnd

DDo this, don't do that A

Can't you read the sign? C D

Verse 2

And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site

So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right

To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in

If God were here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner

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Bridge

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AAnd say now mister can't you read

you gotta Ghave a shirt and tie to get aD seat

you aint supposed to be here

stop--

And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

Solo

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Verse3

And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray

And they passed the plate at the end of it all

and I didn't have a penny to pay

So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign

It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine

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