Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Chorus
If I, wasn't Shy
If I, wasn't Shy
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Verse 1
I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the 'Ask Me' buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards
Chorus
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
Verse 2
I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
Chorus
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
Verse 3
I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times
Chorus
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy