Standard (EADGBE)
Well my old john deer finally broke down
Used it every day drove it into the ground
So I went to get a new one way up town
And I was out of luck, cause they were all out
So I found a used tractor on craigs list
There was no picture but I couldnt resist
It seemed like a good deal but now I regret it
If you wanna know why go take a look at it
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Go take a peek its out in the pasture
people make fun but it don't matter
drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
When I think about it I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
My daddy came by Sunday after church
He said son don't you listen to them big mouth jerks
If people make fun hit em with your purse and
Take em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor
Can I get a picture
I wanna show my pastor I'm sure all the family would wanna take a gander
So im gonna show em your pretty pink tractor
(after the chorus there is a guitar who plays)
Tally tubby cover on the seat
Like a red-neck sesame street
oh yeah!
Gotta watch out when you buy on line
don't turn out good all the time
why yall gotta make fun that way
it plows it up eight bells of hay
give me a minute while i put this dip in
hit with a purse and you be trippin
snap shot cheap shot take a look
post it all up on yo facebook
every body hatin on my new ride
cows and chicken dog and pig
jump on my tractor let it flow
gotchya trippin on a double rainbow
I fire it up I hear yall laughin
makin it rain I'm a red-neck rapping
pepto bismal fashion pink
I know yall really wanna be me!
Plays a sweet song when you turn on the corner
Barbie would drive it, if she was a farmer
When I think about it
I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tracter
who yeah yeah
I need to go to town
And trade it in for a green or brown
Who wants my pretty pink tractor