Standard (EADGBE)

i am so rock, i am so rock, i am so rock!

i am so fucking rock, i am so goddamn rock, i am so mother fucking rock!

the chords are pretty much the same thru to the end,here are the words.

If you came expecting a burlesque show

With girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to disappoint you

You should have read your program more carefully

If you came expecting liturgical dancing

With new interpretations of the story of Moses

I’m sorry but I’m think you will be disappointed

You’ve made an error during the booking process

But if you came to see me

I’m really happy that you achieved your intention

Cos it’s all very well to live in the moment

But planning is important is you want to achieve your goals

And maybe have some savings when you’re old

I am so fucking rock

I am so Goddamn rock

I am so motherfucking rock

Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock

I am so Goddamn rock

I am so motherfucking rock

I worked very hard for my rock n roll hair

I get it chemically straightened and I style it for hours

And I worked very hard for a rock n roll face

I’ve got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

But there is something deeper inside

Something that the mask I wear won’t hide

I paid lots of money for this big piano

And the fancy, fancy lights to make me look like Michael Jackson

I paid lots of money for this bohemian coat

And the fact I don’t wear shoes is just an affectation

But there is something deeper inside

Something that this costume won’t hide

Something from a distance you won’t see

Something fundamentally me

I am so fucking rock

I am so goddamn rock

I am so motherfucking rock.

Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

Fucking rock, fucking, goddamn rock, goddamn, motherfucking rock, fucking

Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock

I am so Goddamn rock

I am so motherfucking rock.

Don’t you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock

I am so goddamn rock

I am so motherfucking rock.

Don’t you know you wanna

Rock it with me

Rock it with me!

Rock it with me!