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Intro

Verse 1

In Cancun

There was a whore

And everybody saw her

Rub tits in peoples faces

And we all called her slut

Oooooooohh In Cancun (end every verse on this)

Verse 2

In Cancun she was obese

And she ate all their burritos

And whe washed up on the beach

So we took her to McDonalds

Verse 3

In Cancun he had no friends

So he joined the anti-posse

And he hung around with Shadi

And took pictures of their balls

Verse 4

In Cancun he was embaressed

Of his own scrawny body

So he never took his shirt off

And he never showed his chest

Verse 5

In Cancun he shit his pants

And he slept in his own fecies

And so they called him Pigpen

And helped him clean his ass

Interlude

Ooooooooohh in Cancun x2

Verse 6

In Cancun she showed her tits

But everybody missed it

They must have been gigantic

When her t-shirt was so wet

Verse 7

In Cancun he smoked some jackson

And so they called him Timpo

And he hung around with Seaby

And he wore a cannabis ring

Outro

Ooooooooohh in Cancun (end on Am)