Capo 3rd fret

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Side burns.

On the side of my face.

As my head turns,

you can see they're in the same place.

On either side. Burns.

They can't be replaced.

My insides burn,

when I think of the days

before my...

My side burns.

Look at my sideburns,

but don't touch my sideburns,

why would you do that?

My heart yearns

for my own sideburns.

My side actually burns now,

what is that?

What the hell man,

why does my side burn?

What the hell's going on?

My side burns.

Does anybody have

some aloe vera?

If you do, bring it backstage,

I'll pay you back.

1985,

from the womb I came out (on my birthday)

The doctor said,

"What you crying about?"

I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?

You know why I cried.

I have a serious lack of

hair on the side... of my head.

Little baby people

don't have sideburns.

They gotta grow them

when they're older.

But if your little baby

already has sideburns,

that's awesome!

Don't be concerned.

Don't be concerned

about your little bitty baby

with the big big sideburns.

You should nota be

concernd-acerned about

the little itty bitty baby

with the big big sideburns.

Your little baby gonna be a pimp.

Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.

You should probably discourage

that kind of profession,

Because it's illegal.

And your baby's too

young to be concerned

about starting a business,

but that's impressive

if it's got the mindset.

My sideburns

look at my sideburns,

back on track talkin,

talkin, bout side burns!

My sideburns

look a ma' side burns.

La lay la la

loo loo

Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.

Sideburns.