Standard (EADGBE)

I stood on the roof, of Stuart's old dodge

To get a better look at the Fledderjohn's lodge

Bait shop, Pistols and ammo too

Nothing but books about World War Two

Rottweiler, Doberman, Pinkerton guard

I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

I ain't allowed, No, I ain't allowed

I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

I seen a python swallow a doberman whole

Piranha swimming in a mixing bowl

Papers full of stabbings, The sky is full of crows

She's singing in Italian, While she's hanging out her clothes

Carp in the bathtub, And it's raining real hard

I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

I ain't allowed, No, I ain't allowed

I ain't allowed in Buzz Fledderjohn's yard

Well a sailor's ringing doorbells, Sinners in the pew

The weather vane is squeaking to the west

I seen the cliffs of Dover and the deepest ocean blue

The one thing in the world I can recommend to you

'Cause I ain't allowed, No, I ain't allowed

No, I ain't allowed, In Buzz Fledderjohn's yard