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FILIPINO BOX SPRING HOG

I hung on to Mary's stump, I danced with a soldier's glee

With a rum soaked crook, And a big fat laugh, I spent my last dollar on thee

I saw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell, Kehoe spiked the nog

With a chain link fence, And a scrap iron jaw, Cookin up a Filipino Box

Spring hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog

Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen mare

Donned himself with chicken fat, Sawin on a jawbone violin there

Kathleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal

underwear bra, I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound

And I'm cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and bay

Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain, Don't give a hoot what they say

Ya gotta slap that hog, Roll 'em over twice, Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom

You gotta swat them flies, And chain up the dogs, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring hog

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs, Old brown Betty with a yellow wig

Tain't the mince meat filagree, And it ain't the turkey neck stew

And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds, Though she made them especial for you

Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the

dogs

Jaheseus Christ I can always make room, When they're cookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog

Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog