Tool - Hooker With A Penis Tab

nh - natural harmonic
 ph - pinch harmonic
 pm - palm mute
 x - muted string
 h - hammer on
 p - pull off
 \\ - slide down
 // - slide up
 b - bend
 ~~ - vibrato
 <7> - natural harmonic
 x/// - pick scrape (directions same as slide)

(heavy distortion with wah open)


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d                                             
  
a                                             
  
d  12 12 12 10 10 10 12b  12 12 10 10 12 12   

(wah off)


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d  12 12 12 10 10 10 12b  12 12 10 10 12 12    x2
  
a  12 12 12 10 10 10 12b  12 12 10 10 12 12   
  
d  12 12 12 10 10 10 12b  12 12 10 10 12 12   


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10   x4
  
a  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  


  
e                                                
  
b                                                
  
g  7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7  9 9  5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5  9  
  
d                                                
  
a  5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5  7 7  3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3  7  
  
d                                                


  
e                                                        
  
b                                                        
  
g  7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7  9 9  17 17 17 17 17b17b17b17b17b   
  
d                                                        
  
a  5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5  7 7  15 15 15 15 15b15b15b15b15b   
  
d                                                        


  
e              
  
b              
  
g              
  
d               x16
  
a              
  
d  3p0  0  3   
  pm - - - -|


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10   x4
  
a  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  


  
e                      
  
b  3       b           
  
g  2       b           
  
d  0                   
  
a  0                   
  
d  0                   


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d                                                 
  
a                                                 
  
d  3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0   3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|


  
e                                                     
  
b                                                     
  
g                                                     
  
d                                                0 0  
  
a                                              0 0 0  
  
d  3p0 0 0 0 0 3p0 0 0 0 0   3p0 0 0 0 0 3p0 0 0 0 0  
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                                           
  
b                                           
  
g                                           
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                     
  
b                     
  
g                     
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0  
  
a  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0  
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0  


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d                                                 
  
a                                                 
  
d  3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g  (w/delay)             (w/delay)                
  
d                                                 
  
a  3h5                   3h5                      
  
d      0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0     0 0 0 0 0 0 3 00 3   
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d                                             
  
a                                             
  
d  3 00 3     3 00 3     3 00 3    3 00 3b    
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d                                                 
  
a                                                 
  
d  3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0   3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|


  
e                                                     
  
b                                                     
  
g                                                     
  
d                                                0 0  
  
a                                              0 0 0  
  
d  3p0 0 0 0 0 3p0 0 0 0 0   3p0 0 0 0 0 3p0 0 0 0 0  
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                                           
  
b                                           
  
g                                           
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 3 3  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                                             
  
b                                             
  
g                                             
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
a  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  
  
d  0 10 10  0 5 5 5  0 3p0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  


  
e                     
  
b                     
  
g                     
  
d  0 3 3    5 5 5  0  
  
a  0 3 3    5 5 5  0  
  
d  0 3 3    5 5 5  0  


  
e                                         
  
b                                         
  
g                                         
  
d  0 0 0 3 0 5 5 0 3  0 0 0 3 0 6 6 5\3    x3
  
a  0 0 0 3 0 5 5 0 3  0 0 0 3 0 6 6 5\3   
  
d  0 0 0 3 0 5 5 0 3  0 0 0 3 0 6 6 5\3   


  
e                                                     
  
b                                                     
  
g                                                     
  
d  0 0 0 15 0 17 17 0 15  0 0 0 15 0 18 18 17\12\\\   
  
a  0 0 0 15 0 17 17 0 15  0 0 0 15 0 18 18 17\12\\\   
  
d  0 0 0 15 0 17 17 0 15  0 0 0 15 0 18 18 17\12\\\   


  
e                                                     
  
b                                                     
  
g                                                     
  
d  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3 0 10h12 10h12 10h12  
  
a  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3 0 10h12 10h12 10h12  
  
d  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3 0 10h12 10h12 10h12  


  
e                                        
  
b                                        
  
g                                 5   7  
  
d  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3         
  
a  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3  3   5  
  
d  7 0  7p0 6 0  6p0 5  0 5 0  3         


  
e                                                        
  
b                                                        
  
g  9 9 9 9 9 9\8 8 8 8 8 8/12 12 12 12 12 12 12b     12  
  
d                                                 12     
  
a  7 7 7 7 7 7\6 6 6 6 6 6/10 10 10 10 10 10 10b         
  
d                                                        


  
e                                                                                       
  
b                                                                                       
  
g                                                                                       
  
d  12  13 12h13 12h13 12h13  12  13 12h13 12h13 12h13  12  13 12h13 12h13 12h13  10b    
  
a                                                                                       
  
d                                                                                       


  
e                           (wah open)                                  
  
b                            10                                         
  
g                            9                                          
  
d  7  0 7 6  0 6 0   3   5   7  (bend notes and close the wah slowly)   
  
a  7  0 7 6  0 6 0   3   5   7                                          
  
d  7  0 7 6  0 6 0   3   5   7                                          

     x9      x4

  
e       
       
  
b       
       
  
g       
       
  
d  1 0  
  1 0  
  
a  1 0  
  1 0  
  
d  1 0  
  1 0  
   pm-


  
e                                                                                      
  
b                                                                                      
  
g                                                                                      
  
d  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 8  3h5 10h12  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 13 0 00 10 3h5 3p0   x2
  
a  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 8  3h5 10h12  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 13 0 00 10 3h5 3p0  
  
d  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 8  3h5 10h12  0 00 12  3h5 10h12  0 00 13 0 00 10 3h5 3p0  


  
e                                                 
  
b                                                 
  
g                                                 
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10   x4
  
a  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  
  
d  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 12  10h12 10  10 10  


  
e                           
  
b                           
  
g                           
  
d  12~ 12~ 12~ 12~ 10~ 10~   x4
  
a  12~ 12~ 12~ 12~ 10~ 10~  
  
d  12~ 12~ 12~ 12~ 10~ 10~  


  
e             
  
b             
  
g             
  
d  12\\\0     
  
a  12\\\0     
  
d  12\\\0     

thats all, enjoy!