Standard (EADGBE)

Saturday evening at quarter to five

I would see him arrive at the door

Pushed you aside as he stagered inside

spilling alcohol over the floor

A storm is a brew it is sure to fall soon

as I look at you from ashore

So you'd better hold on

'cos it's saturday night

and your friends are all out

and you feel like shit

'cos they never called you

no they never called you

no they never called, never called

Never bloody ever

Call me a name and i'll hit you again

you're a slut, you're a bitch, you're a hore

talk to your dad in that tone of voice

there's a belt hanging over the door

so you run to your room, and you hide in your room

thinking how you could settle the score

chorus * 1

The blue flashing light last saturday night

brought the neighbours all out on the street

they watched as the fireman carried you out

and they stared at each others feet

everyone sees yet nobody says

are you all just afraid of the heat

but it's saturday night

and i'm lying alone

and the bed that i made

disconnected the phone

still they never call you

no they never call you

no they never call, never call

Never bloody ever call