Standard (EADGBE)

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To fix, the ozone hole

All you have to do,

Is shut down every factory in the world

And that, is too much of a sacrifice

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To make, a man or woman able to fly

All you have to do,

Is have your arms cut off and surgically replaced with wings

And that, is too much of a sacrifice

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum

Apparently, they have the technology

To track, any stolen mobile pho_______ne

All you have to do,

Is to get the police to go out and arrest everyone with a stolen mobile phone

And that, is too much of a sacrifice

Apparently, they had the technology

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To fix, the millenium bug

All you had to do, was sit on your arse and do fuck all

But that, was too much of a sacrifice