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I think that I wanna try getting work with the guy,
Who makes the plastic television sets for Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So they can put them on show.
[G7I think they must cost a lot, they look real and they're not,
They're only fake and they put them on the shelves at Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... I, Ikea...
So when the customers go,
And wonder what the stuff would look like at home,
It's all set up so they know!
I'd have to learn about plastics and all the industrial techniques.
I could branch out on a sideline,
And make plastic food that you can't eat.
And plastic trees, but my first love is TVs.
T T T V V Vs, T T T V V Vs T T T TVs.
You feel so good, they don't think there's a lot that's at stake
I'd serve the world by making plastic stuff for Ikea.
I, I, Ikea... Scod just fucked up...
The stuff that isn't for sale.
You feel so good, so at ease,
There's no crime or disease,
My plastic stuff would make the customers feel happier.
Hap-hap-happier, hap-hap-happier.
Plastic world at Ikea.
Plastic world, plastic world, plastic world!
There's no electrical problems...
There's no problems...
... with a plastic CD player.
You can't hurt your back...
And you can't hurt your back...
... carrying a hollow fridge.
You'll never see a single murder,
There's no violence on the blank screen of the telly.
Plastic printers don't use paper, not a single tree is killed.
My plastic television...
I think that I wanna try,
My plastic television...
Getting work with the guy,
My plastic television...
Who makes the plastic
television sets for Ikea.