Standard (EADGBE)

All I wanna do

Is watch TV with you

But I've got too many remotes

In my life

Trying to watch a DVD

Which remote’s for the TV?

Do I have to press AV?

Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something

Oh, fuck!

What order do I have to turn things on?

Why am I hearing channel 9

But seeing 31?

During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on:

They can put a man on the moon

But they can’t help me

It’s like I need Houston mission control

Just to watch The Simpsons on TV

When I have a house sitter come to stay,

I have to set aside a whole day

To type a four page document

Briefing them on what to do

I’m so tired of all these buttons

Look at how complicated life has gotten

Too many remotes!

During the spoken interlude, vamp on:

Too many remotes

De-de-de-doo

Too many remotes

In my-

Yon: My mum’s still got one with the cord on it.

-Life