Standard (EADGBE)

: 355xxx or x101212xx

NOTE: If there was a difficulty rating of 'piss easy' then i would give this song it.

Intro

Chorus

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 1

I never eat my dinner

I push away the plate

You can see I'm getting thinner

Because I just can't wait

Chorus

To get my Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 2

To Patrick Moore and David Bowie

And all the other stars

There's evidence here to show you

That there's life on Mars

Chorus

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Middle 8

There's glucose for energy

Caramel for strength

The chocolate's only there

To keep it the right length

Chorus

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 3

To anybody out there who still eats Twix ?

Anybody on packets of Buttons ?

I gave them up when I was six

I hope your teeth are rotten

Chorus

I need a Mars Bar

Hey raid the Spa

To help me through the day

I need a Mars Bar

I've had total fun

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Work - rest and play!