Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
IntroG -> A A -> E X4 3rd 5th 5th 12th
Verse 1ANow I've got a cousin called EKevin, He's Asure to go to EHeaven, Galways spotless, Dclean and neat, aGs smooth as you Dget 'em. He's got a Afur lined sheepskin Ejacket, My Ama says they cost a pEacket, but Gshe won't even lDet me explain, that Gme and Kevin, we juDst look the same
ChorusOh, Amy perfect cEousin, what AI like to do he Edoesn't, HAe's his family's pDride and joy, his mC♯mother's little goElden boy.
Verse2He's got a degree in economics, maths, physics and bionics, He thinks that I'm a cabbage, `cos I hate "University Challenge", Even at the age of ten, Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then, He always beat me at "Subbuteo", `Cos he flicked to kick, and I didn't know.
A G E D X2
E D A G X2C♯ -> D x2 or 3...
Verse3His mother bought him a synthesizer, got the Human League in to advise her, Now he's making lots of noise, playing along with the Art school boys, Girls try to attract his attention, but what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection, he will never be left on the shelf 'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself.
Outroas intro and fade. I hope somebody likes the undertones out there... Cheers....