The Vandals - Sorry Mom And Dad Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
E E E E G E E E

Well, Eyou came into this world naked, screaming andA♭ covered in blood
Awho was there to wipe you off and F♯give you your first hug?

And it Etook a couple years to figure out how toA♭ not shit in your pants
but Asomeone was there to clean you up and F♯powder off your rash

A♭It's Abeen them A♭from Athe start, A♭the Aones you tortured and A♭brokeA their hearts
AtheB two that you hate - Athe Btwo that you blame - AtheB very same ones that
gave you your Bname

ERemember the time you were five and you lied aboutA♭ who broke your lamp?
AWho were the ones that sat you down and F♯gave you a second chance?

   E  C

A♭It's Abeen them A♭from Athe start, A♭the Aones you tortured and A♭brokeA their hearts

AtheB two that you hate - Athe Btwo that you blame - AtheB very same ones that

gave you your Bname

Chorus
E Go home to Mom and Dad and A♭say you're sorry,
It's the Aleast that you can do, after F♯all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
EBeg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, A♭they deserve it.
A Even if you don't mean it,F♯ make them believBe you that it's Etrue.

E And when they offered you up A♭all that great advice,
A you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and F♯let me live my life!
E I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have A♭unprotected sex,
Apierce my nose and get a tattoo of a F♯dragon on my Bneck!"

 C
D Cuz now your 35 and Bworking in a warehouse cuz you Espent your college money
on cocaine

And the Dshame of your existence is Bever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried
and you're to Eblame - you're to Bblame, cuz..

   E   C
 C

End on E.