Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
E E E E G E E EWell, Eyou came into this world naked, screaming andA♭ covered in blood Awho was there to wipe you off and F♯give you your first hug? And it Etook a couple years to figure out how toA♭ not shit in your pants but Asomeone was there to clean you up and F♯powder off your rash A♭It's Abeen them A♭from Athe start, A♭the Aones you tortured and A♭brokeA their hearts AtheB two that you hate - Athe Btwo that you blame - AtheB very same ones that gave you your Bname ERemember the time you were five and you lied aboutA♭ who broke your lamp? AWho were the ones that sat you down and F♯gave you a second chance?
E CA♭It's Abeen them A♭from Athe start, A♭the Aones you tortured and A♭brokeA their hearts AtheB two that you hate - Athe Btwo that you blame - AtheB very same ones that gave you your Bname
ChorusE Go home to Mom and Dad and A♭say you're sorry, It's the Aleast that you can do, after F♯all you've put them through. Oh, come on. EBeg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, A♭they deserve it. A Even if you don't mean it,F♯ make them believBe you that it's Etrue. E And when they offered you up A♭all that great advice, A you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and F♯let me live my life! E I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have A♭unprotected sex, Apierce my nose and get a tattoo of a F♯dragon on my Bneck!"
CD Cuz now your 35 and Bworking in a warehouse cuz you Espent your college money on cocaine And the Dshame of your existence is Bever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried and you're to Eblame - you're to Bblame, cuz..
CEnd on E.