Standard (EADGBE)

Intro is

Crossed your path and I followed your face

It was hard to believe it was hard to trace

Mmm, I saw you today, Seems like I see you everyday

But there's somethin' I figured out about you oo oo oo oo oo yeah

You're so ugly. I'm tellin' you straight

You're so ugly. Don't make the mistake

Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

Say why, why, why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

Cause you're ugly all the time

You're ugly and you ain't no friend of mine

Cause you're ugly and you can bet it on the bank

Say why why why would I lie to you why would I lie why would I lie

second verse same chords as first verse

With a smile or a frown I'm so tired of you being around

Engaged in some sexual acts

But I'm just gonna have to tell you the facts

What could this be about

Well here's a clue

second chorus same as first

You're so ugly I'm telling you straight

So ugly don't make the mistake

I'm telling you that

I say why why, why would I lie to you...