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Intro

I was alone and I needed a date.

I was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I,

I saw a sign, it said, "For a good time,

take a left down at tombstone number 8."

Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I

Saw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I

Took a step into the tomb of ill repute.

That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute.

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ladadadadaa etc.)

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I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it.

I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it.

Her teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot.

But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute.

Well I was tense it was plain to see.

A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me.

I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it.

I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.

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Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes.

I don't know which of my organs is the next to go.

I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease.

Wouldn't you know now I'm a zombie gigolo.

I took my first client on a date.

We took a walk to the cemetery gate.

I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip.

I pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip."

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ladadadadaa etc.)

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Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute.

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She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute.