Too Dumb For New York Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

When i first sDaw New York city

I was green down to the core

You could see my red neck glowing

For a mile or maybe more

Between the huAstlers and the hookers

I must have made their day

Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd

And sent me on my Dway

Bridge 1

When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged

It ain't no place to be

So i came to one conclusion

New YAork ain't for me

Chorus

From sDea to shining sea

And coast to coast

Somewhere in the middle

Is the land i love the most

I ain't CaAlifornia pretty

I can't survive the Great White Way

I'm too dumb for New York city

And too ugly for LD.A.

Verse 2

I made my way to Tinseltown

To Hollywood and Vine

Out among those pretty faces

I'd surely find a place for mine

The waAy i walk-the way i talk

They'll hang on every word

But don't call me,i'll call you

Was all i ever heaDrd

Bridge 2

In L.A. what they're thinking

Ain't what they talk about

At least in New York city

TherAe's never any doubt

Chorus.

I'm tAoo dumb for New York city

And too ugly for LD.A.