Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
Dm        Uh huh F
Cextra cheese

Dm        Uh huh F
Csave a peice for me

Verse
Fpizza, party at your house
Dmi went, just to check it out
B♭nineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came
Fjust us eating all alown
Dmyou said take the pizza home
B♭no sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced

Prechorus
B♭pizza all day, and every day
Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
B♭and i sure dont care, for irregularities
Ctell me

Chorus
DmWhy'd you have to and make me B♭so constipated   F
Ccouse right now id do
Dmanything at all to get my boB♭wles evacuated     F
Cin the bathroom
Dmand i sit, and i wait,B♭ and i strain
and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh,
Gmshould i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated    B♭

No no no

Verse 2
Fi was, feeling pretty down
Dmtill my, girlfriend came around
B♭were just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say
Fin fact, i just thought i might
Dmpop the, question there that night
B♭i was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me

Prechorus
B♭who would have guest, her family crest
Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
B♭and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
Ctell me

Chorus
Dmhow was i supposed to know thaB♭t we were both reFlated
Cbelive me if i
Dmnew she was my cousin we nevB♭er would have datedF
Cwhat to do now
Dmshould i go ahead and B♭propose
and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes
Gmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolB♭lerated

No no no

FNo no (no no)
DmNo no (no no)
B♭No No (no no)
CNo...

Verse3
Fi had, so much on my mind
Dmi thought, maybe id unwind
B♭try out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide

Prechorus
B♭said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
B♭and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
Ctell me

Chorus
Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysB♭elf decapitated  F
Cthis really is a
Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iB♭ really hate it    F
Csuch a drag now
Dmi cant eat, i cant breB♭ath, i cant snore
i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt
Gmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated B♭

oh no

Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself B♭all mutilated    F
Ci gotta tell you
Dmlife without a head kinda maB♭kes me irritated   F
Cwhat a bummer
Dmi cant blink, i cant cB♭ough, i cant sneeze
but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now
Gmive never been the same since my head and me were sepB♭erated

No no no