Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
2
3
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
2 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
2
4
3
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
2
1
1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
3
3
1
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
4
3
1
1
1
X

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
         
         
         
         
         
X
3
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
X
3
4
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X

B

variations
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
2
3
4
1
6 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
2
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
4
4
4
X
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
X
3
4
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
3
2
1
1
1
4
8 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
3

10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
1
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
1
3
4
1
1
1
5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
1
3
4
2
3 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
X
3
1
1
1
         
         
         
         
         
1
X
2
3
4
         
         
         
         
         
3
1
X
X
X
         
         
         
         
         
2
1
3
4

7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
4
3
1
2
X
10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
X
1
3
4
2
1
No chord
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Intro

Dm Uh huh F Cextra cheese Dm Uh huh F Csave a peice for me

Verse

Fpizza, party at your house Dmi went, just to check it out Bnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came Fjust us eating all alown Dmyou said take the pizza home Bno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced

Prechorus

Bpizza all day, and every day Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Band i sure dont care, for irregularities Ctell me

Chorus

DmWhy'd you have to and make me Bso constipated F Ccouse right now id do Dmanything at all to get my boBwles evacuated F Cin the bathroom Dmand i sit, and i wait,B and i strain and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh, Gmshould i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated B No no no

Verse 2

Fi was, feeling pretty down Dmtill my, girlfriend came around Bwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say Fin fact, i just thought i might Dmpop the, question there that night Bi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me

Prechorus

Bwho would have guest, her family crest Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Band sun of a gun, its just like the one on me Ctell me

Chorus

Dmhow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlated Cbelive me if i Dmnew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedF Cwhat to do now Dmshould i go ahead and Bpropose and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes Gmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBlerated No no no FNo no (no no) DmNo no (no no) BNo No (no no) CNo...

Verse3

Fi had, so much on my mind Dmi thought, maybe id unwind Btry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide

Prechorus

Bsaid not to stand, but thats a demand Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Band stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see Ctell me

Chorus

Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysBelf decapitated F Cthis really is a Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iB really hate it F Csuch a drag now Dmi cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snore i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt Gmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated B oh no Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated F Ci gotta tell you Dmlife without a head kinda maBkes me irritated F Cwhat a bummer Dmi cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneeze but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now Gmive never been the same since my head and me were sepBerated No no no