Standard guitar tuning:EADGBENo capo
IntroDm Uh huh F Cextra cheese Dm Uh huh F Csave a peice for me
VerseFpizza, party at your house Dmi went, just to check it out B♭nineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came Fjust us eating all alown Dmyou said take the pizza home B♭no sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced
PrechorusB♭pizza all day, and every day Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked B♭and i sure dont care, for irregularities Ctell me
ChorusDmWhy'd you have to and make me B♭so constipated F Ccouse right now id do Dmanything at all to get my boB♭wles evacuated F Cin the bathroom Dmand i sit, and i wait,B♭ and i strain and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh, Gmshould i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated B♭ No no no
Verse 2Fi was, feeling pretty down Dmtill my, girlfriend came around B♭were just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say Fin fact, i just thought i might Dmpop the, question there that night B♭i was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me
PrechorusB♭who would have guest, her family crest Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh B♭and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me Ctell me
ChorusDmhow was i supposed to know thaB♭t we were both reFlated Cbelive me if i Dmnew she was my cousin we nevB♭er would have datedF Cwhat to do now Dmshould i go ahead and B♭propose and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes Gmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolB♭lerated No no no FNo no (no no) DmNo no (no no) B♭No No (no no) CNo...
Verse3Fi had, so much on my mind Dmi thought, maybe id unwind B♭try out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide
PrechorusB♭said not to stand, but thats a demand Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet B♭and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see Ctell me
ChorusDmwhy'd i have to go and get mysB♭elf decapitated F Cthis really is a Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iB♭ really hate it F Csuch a drag now Dmi cant eat, i cant breB♭ath, i cant snore i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt Gmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated B♭ oh no Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself B♭all mutilated F Ci gotta tell you Dmlife without a head kinda maB♭kes me irritated F Cwhat a bummer Dmi cant blink, i cant cB♭ough, i cant sneeze but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now Gmive never been the same since my head and me were sepB♭erated No no no
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