Weird Al Yankovic - Callin In Sick Chords

Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


E   Hit my Csnooze alarmG for the 2A7th time        C                B
E   Just don't feCel like Ggoing to Awork - I think CI'll call my Bboss then I'm
A   BGonna hacCk and Dcough and Awheeze
BSwear I've gCot some Dstrange disease
AWhat's that lBittle twCerp gonna Dsay?  Hey...

 C
E     C  C   I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday
E     C  C   GCallin' in sick Atoday

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........

 C
E     C  C   I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday
E     C  C   GCallin' in sick Atoday
E     C  C   GAin't going to work, no Away
E     C  C   GCallin' in sick Atoday         G

 B
B  I can Ado Banything I want Ato
B  I Aam inBvinciAble now
B     AI'm on Bfire, Ababy
  I'm Balive, I'm alive, can you Dhear me, world?
  I'm alEive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...

 C
E     C  C   I'm Gcallin' in sick Atoday
E     C  C   GCallin' in sick Atoday
E     C  C   GAin't going to work, no way     A
E     C  C   GCallin' in sick today A                 G
B   B B
A A A G G F♯ D E          E

Little Riff they play in the chorus
e ------------------------------------|
B -------0-0--------------------------|
G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------|
D -2-------------2-----2-2------------|
A ------------------------------------|
E ------------------------------------|